I Don’t Think 2025s Orange Has Good Shoe Laces.

So I have decided that god will die

*Sweats* well that’s one way to go around a divorce

A man runs into a bank, pulls out a gun and robs the teller. He then turns the gun on the on the first man standing in the tellers line and asks, “Did you see me rob this bank?”

The man stammered, “Yes.”

Bang!  The robber shoots him.

He then turns the gun on the married couple next in line, points the gun at the wife and demands, “Did you see me rob this bank?” The wife quickly responds, “No….but my husband did!”

Is anybody up for giving me their kneecaps I need bowls

Don’t, stop, my secret

Do you ever wish you could just like -

U ever wanna cook a pop-tart in the oven... still in the package.

That’s a lot of birds

Running with the pheasants

(via)

It’s silent???

gonna start using salmons as the correct plural the way the gods intended

Endeavor named himself try hard

(Has this been discussed idk and I don’t care)

Someone start the Apocalypse, which ever one you can. Just start it.