The Fact That People Read The Shit I Write Brings My Form Farther Into Existence Soon Enough I’ll Be

Left beef

Photos from Hands Off! Protests (April 5, 2025)

It’s the truth why are you mad

Are candy canes just bloody elf bones?

you should be punished for this probably

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees

I say in Vietnamese

Someone start the Apocalypse, which ever one you can. Just start it.

I don’t think 2025s orange has good shoe laces.

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Nom

*sighs* kay

But self-driving cars would be to easy now wouldn’t it

"living in interesting times" it was supposed to be self-driving cars. i cannot overemphasize IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SELF-DRIVING CARS

*Sweats* well that’s one way to go around a divorce

A man runs into a bank, pulls out a gun and robs the teller. He then turns the gun on the on the first man standing in the tellers line and asks, “Did you see me rob this bank?”

The man stammered, “Yes.”

Bang!  The robber shoots him.

He then turns the gun on the married couple next in line, points the gun at the wife and demands, “Did you see me rob this bank?” The wife quickly responds, “No….but my husband did!”

My existence is pointless unless it is fueled by fear