Lainey Molnar
So I have decided that god will die
The fact that people read the shit I write brings my form farther into existence soon enough I’ll be able to take form
Someone start the Apocalypse, which ever one you can. Just start it.
Person A: Well you know what they say
Person B: No I don’t know what they say
Person A: Yeah me neither.
Just started thinking and I realized those post about kids scaring their parent in the middle of the night was me as a kid (probably still do). I just remembered that one post about the kid standing over the parents bed with a bloody nose and giving their parents nightmares but I one upped them. I got a bloody nose but that’s not what scared my mom (for context when I was young like 4-7 I got a lot of bloody noses it was not a suprise they also happened for a number of reasons) it was the tooth I had lost. So the story it was late at night and I couldn’t sleep (this was before my parents put me on melatonin) so I started wiggling my loose tooth thinking about something or other as I am a very scatter brained individual when it just starts raining and bc I was in my head I didn’t realize it was raining until the lightning hit and the first one was loud (I have sensitive hearing didn’t help that it was close to the house) so I jumped (off the actual bed it was surreal now that I think about it) and well out comes the tooth and a lot of blood from my mouth and my first thought is not that’s my tooth or that’s a lot of blood it’s just ‘what would happen if a lama had food dye in its mouth and spit at someone’ (what would happen would it be colored or no?) then I get the nose bleed and then think ‘Oh a nose bleed I should go get mom’ and my mouth has been closed this entire time so blood is just building in my mouth and I didn’t register it, so I’m in my mom and dads room and I shake my mom awake and she asks “what do you need?” And as I open my mouth to say ‘my nose is bleeding’ just a bucket load of blood come out of my mouth and she hears the sound it hitting the carpet and asks “what was that?” and all I say is just “I think it was blood” so she blots up and turns on the end lamp and just screams bc there in front of her is just a child from the nose, down to her feet covered in blood so dad wakes up and at this moment I register the tooth in my hand and through a blood soaked mouth say “Oh I lost a tooth” so my parents calm down a bit but are still freaking out and ask what happened and my response is “ I lost a tooth apparently and got a bloody nose.” I got a bath new pjs and 15 bucks all in one night at 12:00 am on a Monday and still had enough energy for school along with a story of how I gave my parents nightmares of a bloody child.
This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy
Quack
Endeavor named himself try hard
(Has this been discussed idk and I don’t care)
Happy 30-50 feral hogs day
And my your fences be tall enough to keep me from helping the hogs!
The laws of the physical plan no longer hold my soul I will feast one day
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