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Yeah.

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there needs to be so much more legislation when it comes to advertising, especially mobile adverts which are 99% lies and often predatory.

It’s preparing for the future

every time I swallow a hot drink & it goes down the wrong tube it's like....what r u a noob at this???? u a noob a drinking beverages now???? fucking BEVERAGES???????

Person A: Well you know what they say

Person B: No I don’t know what they say

Person A: Yeah me neither.

Don’t, stop, my secret

Do you ever wish you could just like -

Jeff...Jeff no

Why did it take the police so long to show up to Capitol Hill?

Because they had to go home and change first.

It’s the truth why are you mad

Are candy canes just bloody elf bones?

you should be punished for this probably

*Sweats* well that’s one way to go around a divorce

A man runs into a bank, pulls out a gun and robs the teller. He then turns the gun on the on the first man standing in the tellers line and asks, “Did you see me rob this bank?”

The man stammered, “Yes.”

Bang!  The robber shoots him.

He then turns the gun on the married couple next in line, points the gun at the wife and demands, “Did you see me rob this bank?” The wife quickly responds, “No….but my husband did!”

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