Rest In Peace Technoblade.

It’s preparing for the future

every time I swallow a hot drink & it goes down the wrong tube it's like....what r u a noob at this???? u a noob a drinking beverages now???? fucking BEVERAGES???????

Yes do

It paint?

finally finished this painting i sketched out months ago… please click for better quality i know tumblr is gonna kill it (reference used)

*Sweats* well that’s one way to go around a divorce

A man runs into a bank, pulls out a gun and robs the teller. He then turns the gun on the on the first man standing in the tellers line and asks, “Did you see me rob this bank?”

The man stammered, “Yes.”

Bang!  The robber shoots him.

He then turns the gun on the married couple next in line, points the gun at the wife and demands, “Did you see me rob this bank?” The wife quickly responds, “No….but my husband did!”

Person A: Well you know what they say

Person B: No I don’t know what they say

Person A: Yeah me neither.

Anybody else get the sudden craving to slurp someone’s digestive tract like spaghetti?

I don’t think 2025s orange has good shoe laces.

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Their not wrong

But self-driving cars would be to easy now wouldn’t it

"living in interesting times" it was supposed to be self-driving cars. i cannot overemphasize IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SELF-DRIVING CARS