I Would Have Folded So Fast If I Was Logan

the hotel room in sports rpf functions as a liminal yet domestic space which allows for the realization and articulation of otherwise sublimated desire. in this essay i will 

These photos are adorable, I have to admit.

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“what is your heart doing now? remembering. remembering!” - mary oliver

Lance Alonso confirmed

the way Lando was given the babies to fawn over and nurture and Oscar was given the seniors and special needs dogs to be calm and gentle with

parents landoscar night times are canonically Lando as the "oh! you're so good!! brushed your teeth without me even asking!" parent and Oscar as the "hey, hey shhh I'm here, baby… monster can't get you, okay? it was just a nightmare!" parent

smth to do with Lando thriving on positive reinforcement and Oscar thriving on stability and reassurance

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

look up hornstappen you might enjoy it 🫣

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I mean, I'll put my eyeballs on anything once.

and y'know, I don't hate the hornstappen tag...

I'm still more of a hornywolff girlie in my soul, but idk, I kinda ship Max with literally everyone so I will keep my eyes on it 👀

in another universe, george is the baddest bitch the pta has ever seen. he had the school board sweating by the end of welcome week. the parent's group chat waits with bated breath as he types. everyday at 8:30 am, right on the dot, gorgeous george is at drop off with his smoothie, sunnies and "did you check the email i sent?". with a final kiss to his child's forehead he is off to morning pilates.

"alex is just the funniest guy" all the other parents are half in love with tall, handsome veterinarian doctor alex albon. he is always a little late to afternoon pick up but a nervous shit eating grin is all it takes for the teacher to melt and fondly roll her eyes. it's really hard to stay mad at a man wearing paw print scrubs covered in dog hair giddily swinging his kid in the air.

oh yeah, they're happily married btw. somehow.