How Do People Not Love F1 It’s A Bunch Of Cringe Twinks Being Embarrassing About Each Other

i follow mclaren exclusively for their unhinged what if we made our drivers do this moments and you know what. they rarely disappoint me

in another universe, george is the baddest bitch the pta has ever seen. he had the school board sweating by the end of welcome week. the parent's group chat waits with bated breath as he types. everyday at 8:30 am, right on the dot, gorgeous george is at drop off with his smoothie, sunnies and "did you check the email i sent?". with a final kiss to his child's forehead he is off to morning pilates.

"alex is just the funniest guy" all the other parents are half in love with tall, handsome veterinarian doctor alex albon. he is always a little late to afternoon pick up but a nervous shit eating grin is all it takes for the teacher to melt and fondly roll her eyes. it's really hard to stay mad at a man wearing paw print scrubs covered in dog hair giddily swinging his kid in the air.

oh yeah, they're happily married btw. somehow.

25 questions for smut writers

i've been thinking for a while that i've never seen an ask meme that was specifically focused on writing smut — so creating one in honor of @silmsmutweek! share some smutty thots and recs 🥰😈

feel free to edit, remove questions you'd prefer not to answer, etc. this list is intended for tolkien writers but also feel free to modify for another fandom ✨

Share your philosophy of smut. Why do you write it, and what does it mean to you?

What was the first smut fic you ever read?

What is the smut fic you read most recently? 

What was the first smut fic you ever published?

What is your most recently published smut fic?

How do you think your smut writing has evolved?

If you write non-smutty fic as well, how does it interrelate with your smut fic? 

What is your favorite comment you have received on a smut piece?

How did you learn to write smut? Were there specific fics or authors that inspired you? Or novels/movies/other texts?

Do you have music/playlists that have inspired your writing? Share some smutty song recs. 

Do you have some favorite smutty or erotic fan art? And/or non-fan art? 

Who are your favorite characters/pairings to write smut for?

What’s the most surprising smut pairing you’ve written? 

What are your favorite smut tropes?

Do you have favorite words, phrases, or imagery to use in smut?

What do you think is the sexiest part of actual Tolkien canon? Inclusive of the books, onscreen depictions, etc. 

Who are your favorite canon couples to write smut for? 

What’s the weirdest thing you have researched for the sake of a smut fic? Can be within the scope of Tolkien canon or on a topic completely outside it. 

Share a favorite passage from one of your smut fics. 

Share a summary of, or excerpt from, an unpublished smut fic.

Share a smutty headcanon about [character(s)]. 

Share a DVD commentary on [one of your smut fic/smutty scene from a longer work]. 

Share a smut rec for [character]. 

Share a smut rec for [ship]. 

Share a smut rec for [trope].

don't mind me, making a new tumblr so I can obsess over the vroom vrooms and the zoom zooms and write about sexy times without playful jabs from my friends 👋😂

sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is

bro. theyre so loud they they they *explodes in a cloud of glitter

Please ask your friend (an international treasure) about "classic" f1 drivers and their designations. I so want to know what she thinks of Fittipaldi,Senna, Prost, and Vettel specifically.

ask and you shall receive my dear anon!! 🥰

(also I did add on a few picks of my own because i was so curious)

once again she slays and I personally have no notes 💅

As a queer woman, my main issue is people assuming I like the drivers because I find them attractive and I want them to fuck me. No babe. I want to fuck the drivers, babe. Bend over babygirl

Sebastian Vettel in 2016 probably

twinklaren x the internet pt. 4