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Santa-Wan’s Here (and That’s Because Anakin Begged Asked Nicely)! Obi-Wan Draws The Line At Dyeing

Santa-Wan’s here (and that’s because Anakin begged asked nicely)! Obi-Wan draws the line at dyeing his beard white though.

💝 Happy Holidays everyone! 💝

(P.S. Obi-Wan’s raised eyebrow gives me life.)

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3 years ago

Montana's a real state???

americans what’s the state that doesn’t feel real to you. for me it’s montana. i cannot even conceptualize montana


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3 years ago

Cookie runners of tumblr! I know not everyone has tiktok but I have found something you may all enjoy

3 years ago

What is SCP-106 if not the peepaw-fication of Corporal Lawrence


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3 years ago

The Mark Cuban Cost Plus Drugs Company (MCCPDC) is a registered pharmaceutical wholesaler and purchases drugs directly from manufacturers, bypassing middlemen to lower the price of more than 100 medications, it said in a statement.

For example, the leukemia drug imatinib is priced at $47 a month on MCCPDC compared to the $9,657 retail price.

MCCPDC CEO Alex Oshmyansky reached out to Cuban with an idea for a low-cost generic drug company in a cold email. It was launched in January last year. They were motivated in part by “Pharma Bro” Martin Shrkeli’s outrage-producing price hike of the lifesaving drug Daraprim from $13.50 to $750 per tablet while Shrkeli was CEO of Turing Pharmaceuticals. Cuban told Forbes last year the pricing for generic drugs was “ridiculous.” He said he decided to put his name on the company to “show capitalism can be compassionate and to send the message I am all in.” It’s not clear how much he had invested in the company.

Reblog to save someone an entire paycheck, or more, on the pharmaceuticals they need.

3 years ago
TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND
TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

3 years ago

I hate How mainstream mushrroms are all Red, but guess which Mushroom colors havent we focused enough on? BLUE, IT LOOKS SO COOL WHY DO PEOPLE IGNORE İT??? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY RED MUSHROOMZ YET NO BLUE ONES ARE LOOKED AT????

I Hate How Mainstream Mushrroms Are All Red, But Guess Which Mushroom Colors Havent We Focused Enough

BLUE MUSHROOMS AND PURPLE MUSHROOMS SHALL BE NOT IGNORED

I Hate How Mainstream Mushrroms Are All Red, But Guess Which Mushroom Colors Havent We Focused Enough

LOOK HOW COOL PURPLE LOOKS ON A MUSHROOOM?? RED SCREAMS: "ıll just give you poisoning and thats it" WHILE PURPLE MUSHROOMS SCREAM: "Im gonna make you trip balls so hard you will think you are a Ball of light and you will wake up at 5 AM in a forest naked"

HOW COOL IS THAT?

AND BLUE MUSHROOMS SCREAM: "you are in a fantasy Wonderland poopoo, get ready to meet some fairies"

But.

The real Mushroom we should team up against is..

BEİGE MUSHROOMS

I Hate How Mainstream Mushrroms Are All Red, But Guess Which Mushroom Colors Havent We Focused Enough

They look so fucking boring, at least the Red one has some effects, and The bad thing is, they dont do proper shit, you can eat most (i recommend you dont) and they are easy to find, you can find the edible ones in a market, but the colorful ones make you touch grass, explore and get fucked, so...

If you like Brown mushrooms.

Stay away from me

(end of my mushtroom rant)


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3 years ago

we gotta stop pretending that anakin skywalker was a normal happenstance. it’s not every day that a bull moose breaks into a stash of cocaine, busts into an elementary school and stomps a classroom of children to death, and then spends the next twenty years murdering the shit out of every other moose it ever sees in all its life until it finally commits quasi-patricide by throwing its dad into the ocean. other jedi fell to the dark side of the force, and they killed, what, a couple people? other jedi are touched by the dark side, which means they really just had a pissy week? anakin touches the dark side and kills a few dozen people. anakin falls to the dark side of the force and then murders or attempts to murder almost everyone who ever knew him in middle school. anakin falls to the dark side of the force and then storms the jedi knitting club and starts cracking heads on the pavement. within ten minutes he has saddled up to go balls-to-the-window balls-to-the-wall batshit, he stops at the bodega by the jedi temple to shotgun a four loko and a sugar free monster energy before immediately proceeding to kill like a thousand fucking people with a sword


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3 years ago
This Is A Joke For 3 People. For Today Only This Is What's Under Ghostboo's Bedsheet

this is a joke for 3 people. for today only this is what's under ghostboo's bedsheet


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2 years ago
cryptidgemstones - Skate Fast Eat Grass

Stiill using screen shots bc why not

In my last, post I talked about my headcanon for this NPC/ oc I'm calling Sour Cream Cookie. So, I'm making a part 2. Context, he's Clotted Cream's bio father.

So like I said in last Post, Sour Cream was saved after being lost at sea for 22 years by Captain Caviar. He was told of what was happening in Creme Republic.

So imagine with me, this guy, hearing that his OWN WIFE had to remarry to save his only child from a life of hardship, and not allow her to see them!!! He was furious, with a mix of guilt of not being there.

So Sour Cream goes home, amazed by everything he sees, since the Republic was a simple town when he left that refugees were still retreating to.He storms into the Lyceum, disrupting the meeting of the Elders.

Skit I thought of ( Inspired by @queen-rainy-love , check their stuff out!)

*In the Lyceum, the Council of Elder were having a meeting with Clotted Cream when the doors swings open*

??: * kicks the door open* *smiles* Anyone missed me??

The elders look on in shock and horror as the stranger walks in, covered in dirt and a bit caked up salt. His worn-out shoes leaving bits of mud as he walked around*

??: My my, things have really changed since I've been gone!! This once small township turns into a great and glorious Republic!! Sad I missed it!!

Sable: Ahh?? Who are you?

??: *chuckles, pushes up his broken glasses* Hehe, I guess my look has changed after a long time, hasn't it?"

Custard: *annoyed* This is a private meeting, you are allowed to be here!! Who sent you in ??

Captain Caviar: *Walks in, takes his seat* I did, sorry I'm late, had to check on one of my ships. And you may want to hear the guy out.

??: Thank you, Caviar. Now was I? Oh right. *bows* I am Sour Cream Cookie, the forgotten heir of House Scone.

Vanilla Sugar: This is preposterous!! Sour Cream cookie has been dead for years!

Sour Cream: I feel pretty alive to me. And Mulled, I appreciate you keeping my notes safe since I've gone. The airship you created is amazing!

Mulled Juice: I....

Clotted Cream: * a bit annoyed* Look sir, you've been in here long enough. I think it's time you leave- *is hugged by Sour Cream*

Sour Cream: *looks at him, shocked* My son.. Look at you.. all grown up.

Clotted Cream: I...Um...

Sour Cream: *lets go* Where is your mother? Where's Light Cream?

Clotted Cream: *confused* W-wait, how do you..?

Custard: *stands up* Guards!! Get this lunatic out of here!!

*two guards come out and begin to drag out Sour Cream on the Lyceum, when Light Cream runs in*

Light Cream: Wait!!! *crying* Sour Cream, is that you?

Sour Cream: *looks, shoves the guards off and hugs Light Cream* My love!!!

*Light Cream hugs him back, now sobbing. Sour Cream ran his fingers through her hair*

Light Cream: *sniffles* You're alive... You're truly alive...

Sour Cream: *smiles* I am, My love. I'm so sorry for being gone for so long..

*As the elders watch in shock, Clotted Cream walked over to the two reunited lovers. He was very confused. Who was this guy?*

Clotted Cream: Mother? How do you know him?

Light Cream: *smiles* Clotted... This is your father, Sour Cream Cookie.

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