Crystalmooncandy - The Artist Lounge

Judge: You’re being charged with... breaking into a pet store?

Jonghyun, lips touching the mic: I thought the puppies might be lonely, your honor

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

this is exactly how it happened

Onew: Taemin, WHY are you shirtless and covered in body oil

Taemin: You know how you always say I never glisten?

Onew: LISTEN. YOU NEVER LISTEN.

Steve: i’m with you till the end of the line

Steve: unless time travel becomes an option

Steve: because if that happens i’m OUT

Bucky: …

Steve: lmfao see ya buck i’m off to get LAID

Key: damn the power went out

Taemin: don’t worry bro i got this!

Taemin, shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate:

Key: whAT-

Taemin: i swallowed a flashlight

Key, on the verge of cardiac arrest: WHY WOULD YOU-

taemin: