Please Stop Setting Things On Fire ‘just To See What Will Happen.’ What Will Happen Is Fire.

Jonghyun: Can I just say- and this is really important so I need everyone to shut up- I really like your hair

Key: Thank you. It’s genetic and unattainable.

I just wanna rewrite fairytales...

This was a cover for Little Red Riding Hood. Red is on the left, Wolfe (who is the big bad wolf) on the right.

if you get a computer virus just download another one and they’ll kill eachother or maybe they’ll kiss or something

Ayato Kirishima sketch

Key: Why's it so hot in here?

Taemin: Would you like me to leave? ;)

Key: Taemin the kitchen's liTERALLY ON FIRE

Onew: Listen teens… there’s nothing “meme” about smoking cigarettes. It’s not “Netflix and chill” to take a drug. Fidget spin yourselves to church

Onew: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestions box!

Taemin: But that’s just a garbage can?

Onew: Yeah :)

Jinki: people who sleep without socks on are weird

Minho: people who sleep WITH socks on are weirder

Kibum: people who sleep are the weirdest

Taemin: I was a sock once

Key: damn the power went out

Taemin: don’t worry bro i got this!

Taemin, shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate:

Key: whAT-

Taemin: i swallowed a flashlight

Key, on the verge of cardiac arrest: WHY WOULD YOU-

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

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