Onew: I Just Tried Making A Reservation At The Library

you know when your on the verge of a mental breakdown/crying and someone tries to talk to you so you just feel like

Jonghyun: You’re so tall, do you play basketball?

Minho: No, do you play mini golf?

peter: WAIT ITS MOVING

morgan: what is he trying to say?

tony, through the ouija board: I-T-S P-A-S-T Y-O-U-R B-E-D-T-I-M-E G-O T-H-E F-U-C-K T-O S-L-E-E-P

SM: So what are all of your skills?

Taemin: I can impersonate a chicken leg through dance

Jonghyun: I can shatter a glass with my voice

Onew: I make good life decision

SM: That’s not really a-

Jonghyun: Please. He’s our most valuable member

Key: I have a problem

Taemin: Kill it

Key: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

Mark: I just realized the Five Stages of Grief - Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance - spell out DABDA and I feel like this is important information.

Johnny:

Mark: Sometimes you just need to DAB DA grief away.

Johnny: Never fucking speak to me again.

Taemin: What if mayonnaise came in metal cans?

Minho: That would suck because you can’t microwave metal

Key: Good morning to everyone except you two