SM: So what are all of your skills?
Taemin: I can impersonate a chicken leg through dance
Jonghyun: I can shatter a glass with my voice
Onew: I make good life decision
SM: That’s not really a-
Jonghyun: Please. He’s our most valuable member
Key: Minho has no survival instincts, his need to win has replaced them
Onew: That can’t be true
Key: Watch. Hey, Minho, race you downstairs!
Minho: *crashes through third story window*
Jonghyun: You’re so tall, do you play basketball?
Minho: No, do you play mini golf?
The new gen of kpop stans haven’t heard Ring Ding Dong and it shows.
Key: Do you have any bags?
Taemin: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence
Key: Literally all you had to say was no
Minho: In legally blonde, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.
Key: Minho, this is real life, not an excellent movie
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW
THIS IS A TRUMPET
THIS IS A TROMBONE
THIS IS A TUBA
AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
Taemin, running into the room: HEY
Onew, whispering: Shh!! Everyone’s sleeping
Taemin, also whispering: Oh, sorry
Onew, still whispering: What’s the matter?
Taemin, also still whispering: There’s a fire
Jonghyun: *slide 10,000 won across the bar*
Jonghyun: I’ll have the usual
Bartender: *comes around and gives him a hug*
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