All The Guys I Like Are Gay, All The Girls I Like Are Straight.

All the guys I like are gay, all the girls I like are straight.

Life, why so hard?

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6 years ago

Ain’t nobody got time for shit you ‘have to’ do.

6 years ago

me: I'm just gonna take a little break from this and read my book for awhile. I've spent hours with this damn project already

280 pages later: umm... ups?


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6 years ago

You don't have to die to get to Hell you know...

6 years ago

One more reason to move abroad: homeschooling in Finland is so damn hard, expensive and socially unexpected/alien, that it’s practically impossible for an average parent to do.


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2 years ago

Fingers smell like death. It carves into your nails, Like your nails carved into them

Smoke in your hair, ashes on your jacket

Was not a murder, But you weren't a killer before tonight.

⚰️Happy Halloween!


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5 years ago

Damn... *proceeds to break a rum bottle by hitting it against a tabletop and drink the whole thing from bottom to lid* Damn!

5 years ago

How is that no matter how well your friends know your sleeping habits, 'I have an early morning' is still an acceptable excuse to make an early exit🤨

3 years ago

In the woods near our house everything grows in circles. There's tall trees, but no leaves on the moss and the stars cast shadows like it's daytime. I made a soup one time of the mushrooms I found in each corner of the wood. White mushrooms, with wide hats, that taste like honey and cotton sugar. The recipe was for a soup, everyone had it at my birthday party, but it was titled 'making a savior' and it's a little strange I can't seem to find my way out of our yard, where the people don't look like my friends at all..


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7 years ago

any week end plans ;) <3 ;D

I’m actually going to lapland tomorrow to spend some time with my awesome sisters. You have a nice weekend too, mr. anonymous 😏

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