I Wasn’t Crazy About This Piece So I Wasn’t Intending On Publicly Posting It Again, But It Keeps

I need UK journalists to not show 43 degrees is not beach weather like people are gonna die

Americans do not interact

what if you got to the afterlife and it all looked like ispy sets how would you feel. i think i would finally feel peaceful

Things to bring back in books:

Chapter titles

Actually having a synopsis on the back instead of reviews no one will read

I remember how fucking massive this video was 20 years ago when YouTube was in its infancy so it’s cool to read trivia about it. For anyone old enough to remember, it’s definitely giving VH1’s Pop-Up Video.

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Doing my part to promote this masterpiece of looniness!

Go see The Day the Earth Blew Up in theaters if you are able to.

(also pre-order the blu-ray while you're at it)

i do think there is a degree to which certain kinds of Instagram activists have convinced themselves that traumatising themselves in solidarity is a useful form of activism. "I'm having nightmares and crying so much I want to be sick because of all these videos of dying children but I can't look away while people are getting hurt" I mean don't you think you'd be able to help more if you weren't having nightmares and crying all the time?? don't you think this is a one-way trip to burnout? don't you think maybe increasing the amount of trauma going around is counterproductive? I dunno bro there's something to be said for bearing witness but there comes a point where you gotta look hard at yourself and go "am I helping, or am I just making myself suffer so I don't feel guilty for not suffering while somebody else is experiencing bad shit"

The funniest sword fight scene in the history of cinema. 

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time