Welcome To The Pain

*coming home drenched in blood at 2AM* I want A PEACE TEA.

maybe if that united healthcare shooter knocks out 33 more CEOs he'll be up to 34 felonies and he can run for president...

I say let me never be complete!!

you are not your fucking khakis

Capitalism cannot control us. BREAK FREE

cuz it’s a bittersweet symphony that’s life…. tryna make ends meet you’re a slave to money then you die

I dont know what in Gods holy earth possessed me to make Nigel and Marmalade fanart in the style of Greg Martins American Sonic Box art but this is something that exists in the world now I guess

You can’t just say “hear me out” and turn off comments

THE WIZARD OF OZ 1939 | dir. Victor Fleming

marmalade: ollroight nigel whot ore we dewin tewday

nigel: AWHANWAHNAHAH *magic hands*

i need my courtney

back in the heyday of mlp fandom there was one specific guy that commissioned insane amounts of self insert shipping art with pinkie pie. when the finale and confirmed pinkie fucked weird al instead he got a comic of his oc watching longingly at them like walking through the park with their kid and just solemnly accepting it and it was the funniest shit to me. he took it so seriously it was like a genuine breakup

THIS IS SO FUNNY HE GOT CUCKED BY WEIRD AL