Gremlins Don't Make Pancakes

I want to know

Who the F U C C made this

And why do I like it

“I guess they never miss huh?” - Finland

Hey just my two cents but one issue with trying to ban all guns or put restrictions on guns is than anyone who legally acquired their weapons before the law was put in place cannot be forced to give them up, due to the fact they bought it legally before. This makes it extremely difficult to do things like have more restrictions on specifically the guns themselves. However, it would be easy and efficient to put in place a law that requires regular mental health/background checks as well as regular tests to ensure you know how to use it properly. This would also allow people like hunters and target shooters to continue their hobbies while hopefully keeping these weapons out of the hands of people who cant use them/ will hurt others with them

So I got signed up for trumps text and email notifications, and didn't unsubscribe, so I could mess with his surveys and data, and also, some of the messages were kinda funny. And I got this message today.

I dont think I have to tell you that this is absolutely delusional. But if you want to know, here's a few reasons why:

1. He thinks there is peace in the middle east

2. Even if there were total peace there, he thinks he caused it, even as he has done things that have caused the opposite of peace.

3. He thinks he deserves a fuckng Nobel peace prize right now. As 155,000 Americans have died directly because of him, and he pushes for actions that would increase this death toll.

And the "all Patriots who agree" is a blatant manipulation tactic. If this isn't put in the history books as examples of american propaganda, I don't know what will.

This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this

$21 my dudes

Alfred: let's play 21 questions you start

Ivan: uhh what's your favorite color

Alfred: triangle, do you like men

Wow I should probably get some sleep instead of this buttttt

I needed practice drawing abs so here's an absolutely shredded Alfred