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Something like this would be so colossally helpful. I'm sick and tired of trying to research specific clothing from any given culture and being met with either racist stereotypical costumes worn by yt people or ai generated garbage nonsense, and trying to be hyper specific with searches yields fuck all. Like I generally just cannot trust the legitimacy of most search results at this point. It's extremely frustrating. If there are good resources for this then they're buried deep under all the other bullshit, and idk where to start looking.

please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet

i love this dude

Trail cam catching a deer fawn with the zoomies

Some angst openings/lines

“Why are you late?”

“I…I can’t stay…”

“Where are you?It’s been 5 hours?!”

“Please…Don’t go…Don’t leave me.”

“Don’t leave before I’m ready.”

“I thought you loved me!I thought you loved me…”

“Are you fucking kidding me?!”

“Please don’t yell at me…”

“I’m sorry!I’m sorry for whatever I did just please stop yelling!”

“Why would you do this…”

“I thought I could trust you!”

“I tried…I really did…”

“I tried okay?!Is that not good enough for you?!”

“Do you even care at all?”

“I’m sorry.Alright I’m sorry.”

“No.”

“I said leave me alone!I don’t need you, just leave me the fuck alone-”

“This wasn’t supposed to happen…I’m so sorry…I’m sorry.”

“Saying sorry does nothing!”

“Go away.Now.I never want to see you near me or my family ever again.”

“Help!Help me please!Please, please!

“I couldn’t do it…I tried so hard.And I did nothing.I was useless.”

“I’m not some slave to you!”

“All I wanted was to spend the day with you.”

“You never have anytime for me…Why…”

“Am I not enough?”

“Is it…Is it because of me?”

“I’m only bringing you down…Just let me go…”

“Yeah, you’re right.You don’t need me.”

Out of context things that happen in ESO

Woman asks local hero if she should murder her daughter in her sleep

Dog tries to kill god and throw a comet at everyone. Also bites innocent bystander. His owner gets mad at you when you scold the dog.

Four legged cat encourages bipedal cat to commit suicide and gets really upset when you interfere. is bored of cheese

Another four legged cat has a drinking problem, but wants to help in a heist anyway

Lizard is murdered by long lost sister, but to be fair he was trying to kill her first

Disaster man has to dig a giant egg out of poop and accidentally gets someone else killed in the process

Local assassin confesses crimes to priest, is surprised when she gets in trouble

Slaver with a lizard fetish leaves evidence all over volcanic island

Indiana Jones gets shoved down a well but nobody feels bad because he has an enormous ego

Game of Thrones, but with orcs

Local populace has a zombie problem but they don’t want to be rude by killing the zombies personally, can you do it for them?

Vampire adopts many vampire babies, sacrifices himself to vampire god, makes vampire babies cry

Old man who yells at cloud accidentally sets dragons on an entire fucking country

Lots of sexual tension between worm guy and anti-worm guy

Local mum fucking hates it when plague people move in to her sewers

Clockwork dad is so depressed he sits around and does jack shit for an entire DLC and uses you as therapist after. gets made fun of by spider mom. continues to make sad faces

Local bigender parent goes to sleep, doesn’t notice while dog assassinates his best friend

“Who can fix this? It can’t be fixed. This is the way things are now, until we die. The gods have left Cyrodiil. I wish you all luck, but you won’t find it.”

–The final line of the final issue of The Chorrol Crier.