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Nah, just stuff, the two hugging :v, but I will draw them
Reyna no last name was found outside a top secret World government building when she was 1 year old, years later she has now became the richest and the most feared spy in the government even tho she is only 16, with the government injecting a chemical that can give her fast healing and reflex’s, she became the top spy with the help of her friends( 5 friends) she saved the world on multiple occasions. Now with a new threat not on the world but more on Max Verstappen and his small family, the government sent her to watch over them, what she didn’t know about this, was that she will find the love of family the warmth of it and the love of an actual lover.
Name: Reyna
Age: 16
Birthday: May 21 2007
Occasition: Spy
Nationality: Korean
Knowledge: She was trained in every field of science, mathematics, languages, English, combat, and weapon training
Title: mother of women, spy of century, the most savage woman, The North Star, the she-devil,
Lines
“i don’t make the same mistake twice…..I make it four or five more times just to be sure”
“when Life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people’s eyes”
“its called karma and it’s pronounced ‘‘haha fuck you!’l
“ you know……slapping is an option….…right?”
“ I am her favourite godmother go suck a dick if you think otherwise”
“remember when I said Oh I am so in love with you?……..No okay me either”
“ I don’t care I claim these People as my children”
“ Twinkle twinkle little Shit I hope you get hit by a truck “
“ I know how to swear in 21 different languages “
“ you would think people would invent fly cars but no we are stuck on the ground “
“ you want my honest opinion …..you look like a rat”
“ ……SHIT IS THAT A ROCH…Oh wait it’s just you”
“ So who’s dieing today”
“ someone better being dying because it better be worthy of me stopping my show”
“ Hold on guys I need to take a shit”
“ Well, you have two choices, either you tell me who is sending you or I could stick this thing, sooooooooooo far up your ass that your whole generation line will feel it every time they take a shit got it?”
“ your too kind to me…”
“ you love me?…..”
“ let my family go!”
“ P I am back with new stories!”
“ thanks…..dad”
“ mom what are you doing?”
“ max and Kelly adopted me so I will forever love them “
Aiden: I have an idea, how about we kill them
Reyna: Aiden no
Aiden:Aiden Yes!
Reyna: Did it hurt when you fell-
Lando : From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Reyna: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Lando: ...
Reyna: You just laid there for 3 minutes .
Reyna : What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
Lando: That naptime was a punishment.
Oliver: what’s on your mind love?
Reyna:………… arson
Oliver: okay that’s enough phone for today
Lando: I can't imagine what Reyna is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.
*reyna in the back holding a pan over her head ready to smack an opponent*
Emma: drop it!
Reyna: b-but-
Emma *glares*
Reyna: your no fun* throws the pan away hitting the guy by mistake and walked away*
Reyna : When I get Doordash I order 20 Cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times.
Oliver: I hope you understand how food poisoning works.
Reyna : I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I never met a burger i couldn’t eat.
*reyna walking around with Penelope*
Reyna: so you see P, that’s why you shouldn’t date yet
Penelope: I am only 6
Reyna: oh….well never too early!
Oliver: you need a kiss?
Reyna:*hugging him tightly* yes please
Reyna:*beating a enemy agent in the verstappen home*
Max:*walks in* what are you doing
Reyna: preparing for when P gets a boyfriend
Max: let me join
Max:*cuddling with Reyna* your so cute
Reyna: *half sleeping* I could break your spine in 51 different ways
Max: I know 🥰
Reyna: so you’re telling me that these girls find a rich person and fell in love for the first time?
Penelope and oille:*nods*
Reyna: sign me up
Oille sighing dreamily with a love sick smile: I think I am in love
Auther leclerc: call the doctor
Reyna: *watching Emma holding a brick over her head ready to hit the ex boyfriend of Kelly* “ drop it”
Emma:*pouts* but-
Reyna:*glares* if I couldn’t then you can’t
Emma: asshole
Reyna: * walking in the wrong apartment, stopped dead in her tracks seeing two people having their’fun’* I am so sorry!!! KEEP MAKING BABIES I SUPPOSE!!!* runs away*
Max: Reyna Verstappen! Come down here
Reyna: ………I swear I didn’t eat the last donuts
Oille: I love you
Reyna: thanks bro I love you too
Reyna: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Oille : Aww-
Reyna: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
Ollie: when I look in your eyes I see little stars
Reyna: ………..thanks?
Ollie: Are you ready to commit?
Reyna : Like, a crime or a relationship?
Ollie: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Reyna : Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Ollie: Yes.
Reyna : I'd sleep.
Ollie: Reyna and I are no longer friends.
Reyna : OLLIE THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!
Ollie: I’m in love with you.
Reyna : We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Ollie: I know.
Reyna : Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
Ollie: My hands are cold.
Reyna : Here, let me hold them.
Ollie: My lips are cold too.
Reyna : *covers Ollie's mouth with their hand*
Reyna : I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—
Ollie: Hi.
Reyna : *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*
Reyna : I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Ollie: This is a lie.
Ollie: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
Ollie: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
Enemy agent: *tells his sad life story* I wish I was dead
Everyone:…………
Reyna: *crossed arms* I could throw you off a building if you wish?
Everyone: !?!! what no! Reyna! Reyna Verstappen! Baby no!
Ollie: baby you need therapy
Reyna: what! He wanted to die I am just giving him a push!
Max: well she is right-
Everyone: Max no!
Kelly: Max Verstappen!
Max: *hands Reyna a ring* I need you to promise this to me, that you will wait until your marriage to have………sex
Reyna: I am only 16!?
Max: promise me
Reyna: fine
Max: good I will be doing this for P too so-
Emma: we have something to tell you…
Reyna: who died?
Emma: what-
Reyna: you’re pregnant!?
Emma: how-
Reyna: is someone in the hospital?
Emma: you got it on the second try-
Reyna: I AM GOING TO BE A GOD MOTHER!?
Emma: how- yes
Reyna: I am a trained spy I know everything
Candy canes aren't allowed in prison.
They are contraband.
I searched this up.
It's true.
If you don't believe me go search it up for yourself.
i need help
So
I feel like my gender has been all over the place, like I feel more feminine and more masculine depending on the day, but like
I don't know what that means? Could you help like
With my gender or something
🎶✨️when you get this, put 5 songs you actually listen to, then publish. Send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨️
I’m really scratching my head in this one, because yesterday was a whole day of bashing my music, to my face lol
Some of my favorites just off the top of my head that I always comeback to.
Man on the silver mountain - Rainbow
Rumbrave - Murder by Death
I’m still standing- Elton John
Until the End - Breaking Benjamin
Yona yona Dance - Akiko Wada
Bunch ‘o gem right here.
"came back wrong" what about Came Back Afraid. You used to be brave. Too brave maybe, defying the odds at every turn, a fighter, cocky, playing with fire, first to throw yourself at the enemy. Until one day it all caught up to you. You came back, somehow, but now you know all too intimately how it feels to lose, to die, to be destroyed. Now you flinch and freeze and cower at the slightest provocation. Who even are you now if you can't be brave? The grave may have let you go, but the mortal fear still grips you tighter than ever.
So, you know that feeling of when you’re in bed and you’re comfy and all of a sudden you feel something hard and sharp poking you, I just had that happen to me with a stick of ddr1 256mb 266mhz ram… what in the actual Fuck, the fact that there is ram this old On My Bed is concerning.
And if you’re wanting photo proof, here (the cable is my switch charger that I use primarily for my phone because my switch is actively dying)
a while ago i reblogged a paypal tutorial with some extra info / warnings in the comments, but the site updated so i figured i’d make my own tutorial with all that extra info added in
if you’re new to paypal, “Send & Request” is at the top of the page - click that and then select “Pay for goods or services”
paypal says they will take a cut of the money when it gets to me but it’s only 2.9%, meaning anywhere from a couple of cents to a buck with the rates i usually charge. if you wanna be nice you can add that 2.9% in but i don’t expect people to and i don’t mind if you don’t
MAKE SURE YOU SELECT “NO ADDRESS NEEDED”. if you select the other options paypal will think i’m shipping you physical goods and expect me to cough up proof that i did - and they’ll flag me if i don’t!
as mentioned in the photoset, i need to be very careful about what people mention in the payment notes so that paypal doesn’t think i’m up to any fishy business and lock me down for it. all i need is for you to tell me who you are (tumblr / DA / FA account name etc) so i know who’s sending me what. if your blog name is ballslappingsex69.tumblr.com then consider using a nickname.
HELLO PEOPLE! HELPING A FRIEND OUT WITH SELLING HER PRODUCTS
Hii! So my friend has begun a little webshop, but she hasn't raised anything. :( I'm hoping this could help her out a little. (I've gained consent to advertise her webshop.)
A few examples of what she has to offer:
Dog lover sipper glass - $24,41/¢22,99
Together is my favorite place - $24,41/¢22,99
(And, personally, my favorite one:) Coffee obsessed - $21,84/¢20,57
(This one is available in different colors on the inside of the mug.)
HELLO PEOPLE! HELPING A FRIEND OUT WITH SELLING HER PRODUCTS
Hii! So my friend has begun a little webshop, but she hasn't raised anything. :( I'm hoping this could help her out a little. (I've gained consent to advertise her webshop.)
A few examples of what she has to offer:
Dog lover sipper glass - $24,41/¢22,99
Together is my favorite place - $24,41/¢22,99
(And, personally, my favorite one:) Coffee obsessed - $21,84/¢20,57
(This one is available in different colors on the inside of the mug.)
HELLO PEOPLE! HELPING A FRIEND OUT WITH SELLING HER PRODUCTS
Hii! So my friend has begun a little webshop, but she hasn't raised anything. :( I'm hoping this could help her out a little. (I've gained consent to advertise her webshop.)
A few examples of what she has to offer:
Dog lover sipper glass - $24,41/¢22,99
Together is my favorite place - $24,41/¢22,99
(And, personally, my favorite one:) Coffee obsessed - $21,84/¢20,57
(This one is available in different colors on the inside of the mug.)
HELLO PEOPLE! HELPING A FRIEND OUT WITH SELLING HER PRODUCTS
Hii! So my friend has begun a little webshop, but she hasn't raised anything. :( I'm hoping this could help her out a little. (I've gained consent to advertise her webshop.)
A few examples of what she has to offer:
Dog lover sipper glass - $24,41/¢22,99
Together is my favorite place - $24,41/¢22,99
(And, personally, my favorite one:) Coffee obsessed - $21,84/¢20,57
(This one is available in different colors on the inside of the mug.)
Introverts in group projects:
Ray, I love him
Such an emo boi but also such a goobie goober
Huh I always end up turning to you guys in the end-I guess you could see that as sad or whatever but i dont know
Alien guy^
Dnd stuff^
Miscellaneous ^
my half of an art trade with @thatoneabsolutegoober 🔽
I hope that when I’m older I will have more people to talk to about my art and stuff
@ouppyboy
I have a playlist that is 197 songs and it takes 10 hours to complete I have to much time wasted on useless stuff
So here's an idea
Ok so I was thinking of hosting a art challenge it's mainly for therians/furries but anyone can join!
There will be three different challenges the first will be a fantasy piece which I will (or one if the participants) will do a pull
The second art challenge will be of a humman and the last will be of one of your own theriotypes.
The ratings would be up to the followers probably done though a pull.
If you'd like to join you can comment or pm me your theriotypes.
Lookie what I found In a random pile of stuff! Some stuff from/related to creators dome and a bunch of other projects i wanted to do (some are discontinued). I’m gonna post anything Good i find here onto here so get ready?!
You're spoiling us, so I'm spoiling you.
'A buon intenditor poche parole', says an Italian saying, dear @thesarcasticknightblr . Not really sure, but I think it could be translate as 'A word is enough to the wise'.
Generally sad that in tv shows and stuff you will have like the most complex female character with the most interesting story and people are still going to favor the male character
Like your allowed to have a favorite character be a guy or not! But usually I’m fandoms I see guy characters are a lot more popular, and I get really happy when I see good representation of both
Idk this is just a rant and again, I’m not saying who you should like more
(Also I hate when a girl is popular but it’s just them sexualizing her or making fetish stuff :( )