I must be really missing Skyrim because I had this dream the other night and I woke up laughing
this video has been all that i think about for days now
(reposting from my Hero story)
Hires Map | Hires Travel Days Map
I wanted to make a note about Skyrim’s geography. I don’t recall where I found it, but someone else estimated that Skyrim was approximately the size of the country Poland. Early on when I started writing “Hero by Mistake”, I calculated distances between landmarks by road travel, and plugging in the maximum distance a horse could travel in a day whether carrying a person or dragging a cart. I am putting this at 16 travel hours per day for Skyrim’s hardy horses – this is twice the max for Earth’s horses, so we’ll blame this on magic, yes? Heh. I estimated how many travel days it would take to reach any given place, more or less. So, I estimated that horse-travel days by road from Whiterun to Windhelm would be about three (in Polish terms, this would be approximately from Bialystok to Lodz). Windhelm to Riften would be about four days byhorse or cart (approximately Bialystok to Rzeszow). Double that time if you’re walking. I don’t know how accurate my calculations are, but at least they’re more accurate than in-game travel!
An easy guide is using the above map of Skyrim. Diagonally, each grid square is one travel day by horse/cart, 1.5-2 days foot travel. If you want to “push” travel time (say, you need to get somewhere RIGHT NOW, extend beyond the grid square slightly). I tried to account for easier road travel, and more difficult travel across rough terrain.
Travelers might make use of landmarks for camp sites, such as huts and monuments. So for instance, one horse travel day could be between Rorikstead and Swindler’s Den, between Karthwasten and Sky Haven Temple, between Ivarstead and Froki’s Shack, or between Morthal and Meeko’s Shack. These distances would be about 2 days of foot travel at the very least.
312 kilometers (aka Windhelm to Whiterun)
Horse travel: 3 days, 16 hours per day, 6-7 km/h, 48 hours total
Fit foot travel: 8 days, 8 hours per day, 4-5 km/h, 66 hours total
Child/family/unfit foot travel: 30-50 days, 3-5 hours per day, 2-3 km/h, 104-156 hours total
Windhelm to Whiterun
Northern Path: Windhelm stables, Nightgate Inn, Lorcius Farm, Whiterun stables - three horse travel days
Southern Path: Windhelm stables, camp across the river from Cronvangr Cave, cross the river at Mixwater Mill, kill bandits at Valtheim Towers and camp there, camp in or near Stormcloak camp, Whiterun stables - four horse travel days
Windhelm to Riften
Windhelm stables, Kynesgrove, camp near Mzulft or Imperial camp, Shor’s Stone, Riften stables - four horse travel days
Whiterun to Solitude
Northern Path (avoiding Labyrinthian): Whiterun stables, Lorcius Farm, Fort Dunstad, Stonehills mine, Morthal, Meeko’s shack, Dragon Bridge, Katla’s Farm (Solitude stables) - seven horse travel days
Western Path: Whiterun stables, Fort Greymoor, Hamvir’s Rest, Labyrinthian, Morthal, Meeko’s shack, Dragon Bridge, Katla’s Farm (Solitude stables) - six horse travel days (not overnighting in Labyrinthian)
Winterhold to Windhelm
Winterhold, camp near Stillborn Cave, camp near Forsaken Cave, Windhelm stables - three horse travel days
1. you're at a big carnival and you want to do something romantic with your date. what do you do?
2. you've just started a small garden in your backyard. what do you grow there?
3. you're at the beach and you find a big stick and a perfectly smooth and empty patch of sand. what do you write?
4. you're at a fancy restaurant and you're brought the wrong meal, but it's way better than the one you ordered. what do you do?
5. you're walking in the forest and you find a beautifully crafted and pristine sword stuck in a gnarled old tree. what do you do?
6. you're given the opportunity to make one part of your body cybernetically enhanced for free, but at the cost of another donatable body part, like a kidney. what do you do?
7. you wake up and realize you slept for 24 hours straight. what do you do?
8. you get the opportunity to go on your dream vacation, but you can't bring or use any technology, including any kind of camera or phone, for the duration of the trip. what do you do?
9. you realize you forgot your jacket in a café, and when you go back to get it, the barista who took your order is wearing it. what do you do?
10. you're a security guard at a museum and as you're doing your rounds after the museum has closed, you find someone in an exhibit straight up eating, as in biting, chewing and swallowing, priceless 2,000 year old vases. what do you do?
11. you buy a pack of mint gum and when you start chewing a piece, it doesn't taste like mint at all, it tastes like McDonald's Chicken McNuggets with Sweet and Sour Sauce. what do you do?
12. you wake up to all your social media being flooded with follows, likes and messages because you have been mistaken as the person in a new popular meme. what do you do?
13. you open your closet to find all of your clothes are now your least favorite color. what do you do?
14. you discover an irl cheat code that let's you teleport short distances. it can be shared, but the more people you share it with, the distance your able to travel decreases, and the code becomes more and more unstable. what do you do?
15. you come home to a note from your partner/roommate on a hamster cage that says "say hello to our new friend!" but the cage is empty. what do you do?
16. you get on your regular bus to go to work/school and inexplicably everyone on it, including the driver, is dressed like Hugh Newtron, Jimmy Newtron's dad. what do you do?
17. out of the blue, all your shoes, socks and slippers disappear and are replaced with electric green Crocs entirely decked out with CatDog charms, and you've got an important meeting in 20 minutes. what do you do?
18. you find out you are mildly allergic to your favorite food. what do you do?
19. you're at a farmer's market. a vendor asks you if you can watch their corn stand for a few minutes while they go to the bathroom. half an hour goes by and they're still not back. people are insisting you sell them corn. what do you do?
20. you're fishing and you reel in an expensive-looking diamond ring. there is a full name engraved on the inside. what do you do?
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