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List of Non-sexual forms of intimacy

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Baaaaaaabes

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what would you do? ask meme

1. you're at a big carnival and you want to do something romantic with your date. what do you do?

2. you've just started a small garden in your backyard. what do you grow there?

3. you're at the beach and you find a big stick and a perfectly smooth and empty patch of sand. what do you write?

4. you're at a fancy restaurant and you're brought the wrong meal, but it's way better than the one you ordered. what do you do?

5. you're walking in the forest and you find a beautifully crafted and pristine sword stuck in a gnarled old tree. what do you do?

6. you're given the opportunity to make one part of your body cybernetically enhanced for free, but at the cost of another donatable body part, like a kidney. what do you do?

7. you wake up and realize you slept for 24 hours straight. what do you do?

8. you get the opportunity to go on your dream vacation, but you can't bring or use any technology, including any kind of camera or phone, for the duration of the trip. what do you do?

9. you realize you forgot your jacket in a café, and when you go back to get it, the barista who took your order is wearing it. what do you do?

10. you're a security guard at a museum and as you're doing your rounds after the museum has closed, you find someone in an exhibit straight up eating, as in biting, chewing and swallowing, priceless 2,000 year old vases. what do you do?

11. you buy a pack of mint gum and when you start chewing a piece, it doesn't taste like mint at all, it tastes like McDonald's Chicken McNuggets with Sweet and Sour Sauce. what do you do?

12. you wake up to all your social media being flooded with follows, likes and messages because you have been mistaken as the person in a new popular meme. what do you do?

13. you open your closet to find all of your clothes are now your least favorite color. what do you do?

14. you discover an irl cheat code that let's you teleport short distances. it can be shared, but the more people you share it with, the distance your able to travel decreases, and the code becomes more and more unstable. what do you do?

15. you come home to a note from your partner/roommate on a hamster cage that says "say hello to our new friend!" but the cage is empty. what do you do?

16. you get on your regular bus to go to work/school and inexplicably everyone on it, including the driver, is dressed like Hugh Newtron, Jimmy Newtron's dad. what do you do?

17. out of the blue, all your shoes, socks and slippers disappear and are replaced with electric green Crocs entirely decked out with CatDog charms, and you've got an important meeting in 20 minutes. what do you do?

18. you find out you are mildly allergic to your favorite food. what do you do?

19. you're at a farmer's market. a vendor asks you if you can watch their corn stand for a few minutes while they go to the bathroom. half an hour goes by and they're still not back. people are insisting you sell them corn. what do you do?

20. you're fishing and you reel in an expensive-looking diamond ring. there is a full name engraved on the inside. what do you do?

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Send me a character + a number and I’ll tell you my headcanons for:

Their physical weak spots

Their emotional/moral weak spots

Scars or painful spots

Best places to kiss on their body

Guilty pleasures

Their vices (physical or emotional)

Their tickle spots

Bad memories/experiences

Humiliating memories

Fears/phobias

Bad or petty habits

Grudges and vendettas

What gets them flustered

Ingrained habits/forces of habit

What it takes to make them cry

Dark secrets/’skeletons in the closet’

Regrets

Things they’ll never admit

People they’ve hurt or indirectly killed, and how it affected them

What-ifs/Alternate Timelines

Turning points in their life

People who’ve influenced them greatly

Unmute !

rain in the mountains !

fun, random questions

Do you have any “yeah I’m good at it but I hate it” kind of skills?

If you could make one type of food cease to exist, what would you banish?

You’re allowed to know everything about one highly specific thing/topic. What would you choose?

What’s a fictional character who you want to be like? In what way do you want to be like them?

If you had to live in and not leave a city for the rest of your life, what city would you choose?

Do you tend to say what you’re thinking? What would people think of you if you did the opposite? 

Is there anything that you’ve done/experienced so much you hate it now? Easiest to come up with are like, food or music. 

Were you afraid of anything “silly”/irrational as a child that you’ve since outgrown?

If you were to impart one moral lesson (think Aesop’s fables, Golden Rule, etc) on the world, what would it be? 

If you were a DND character or a game character (or something like that) what would your highest stat be? What would you want your highest stat to be? What about the lowest, to both of those?

Is there anything you judge others for when you probably shouldn’t?

Who are “your kind” of people?

If you had to come up with your last words right now… what would they be?

Do you have any “weirdly strong” opinions about things that don’t really matter?

Your goal is to completely confuse the people around you in as short a time as possible– what do you say/do?

What’s the most comfy place you’ve been in?

Did you have any “silly” beliefs as a kid? Where did they come from (parents, friends, out of nowhere, etc)?

If you were to add or remove one physical feature to yourself… what would it be? Can be from animals, can be from imagination… whatever. 

What could you happily give a two hour lecture on?

What would a mirror opposite version of yourself be like? It doesn’t necessarily have to be an evil version– any feature can be reflected! 

What’s an occasion you’ve done a double take? 

If you could only see one color (and its varying shades– dark/light) for the rest of your life… what would you choose?

Do your friends all share certain qualities? Major or minor! 

How do you motivate yourself to do things?

What’s one of your favorite jokes? Tell it to us!