I Instantly Thought Of Them.

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

closeup headcanons.   for extremely specific headcanons. send me a body part from the list below and i’ll give you details on it: how it looks, how my muse feels about it, what difference it makes for my muse’s life, is it sensitive, how intimate my muse feels contact with it, if my muse decorates it or takes care of it any particular way, how well it works, has it sustained any injuries, anything of the sort. potentially nsfw ones are marked with *

01.       scalp.

02.       hair.

03.       forehead.

04.       temples.

05.       eyebrows.

06.       eyes.

07.       ears.

08.       nose.

09.       cheeks.

10.       lips.

11.       teeth.

12.       mouth.

13.       jaw.

14.       chin.

15.       neck. (back and front.)

16.       collarbones.

17.       shoulders. (muscles.)

18.       shoulders. (joints.)

19.       upper arms.

20.       elbows.

21.       forearms.

22.       wrists.

23.       palms. (front and back.)

24.       fingers. (all of them.)

25.       shoulder blade.

26.       breast / upper chest area. *

27.       waist.

28.       back.

29.       hips.

30.       groin area. *

31.       butt. *

32.       thighs.

33.       knees.

34.       calves.

35.       ankles.

36.       feet. (heel, bridge, ball.)

37.       toes.

38.       nails. (fingers + toes.)

Some really lgbt things are about to happen to you *bites your neck*

also I'm deeply enjoying how drastically different the Imperials and Nords see the Dragonborn. like in Nord culture, the Dragonborn is the archrtypical Nord hero and to what all Nords of all stations can and should aspire to, they're a religious and cultural symbol and myth and embodiment of the Old Ways when Skyrim could stand against dragons and come out victorious, when the Nords were the center of human civilization on Tamriel before Skyrim was just another province in the empire.

meanwhile the Imperials hear 'Dragonborn' and think: emperors and conquerors, the imperial bloodline, the very foundation of the state and the religious pantheon. people don't just aspire to be like Dragonborn bc the Dragonborn is basically walking proof of the divine right of kings. Dragonborn to the imperials embodies the dragon part, not the dragon slayer. and more than anything, the Dragonborn is the embodiment of the state itself and the empire's legitimacy.

all of this is to say: both General Tullius and Ulfric Stormcloak must've been over the moons excited for the appearance of the Dragonborn and taken it for granted that the LDB would join their side over the other and give them an unbeatable boost in morale and credibility. meanwhile Rikke, the only one who seems to really, genuinely get both cultures, is just "Ah shit, this is gonna suck."

For your convenience, McCree saying “Kachow” (aka lightning mccree)

a man who doesn't love easily, loves too much

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Send me a character + a number and I’ll tell you my headcanons for:

Their physical weak spots

Their emotional/moral weak spots

Scars or painful spots

Best places to kiss on their body

Guilty pleasures

Their vices (physical or emotional)

Their tickle spots

Bad memories/experiences

Humiliating memories

Fears/phobias

Bad or petty habits

Grudges and vendettas

What gets them flustered

Ingrained habits/forces of habit

What it takes to make them cry

Dark secrets/’skeletons in the closet’

Regrets

Things they’ll never admit

People they’ve hurt or indirectly killed, and how it affected them

What-ifs/Alternate Timelines

Turning points in their life

People who’ve influenced them greatly