I Can See That The Parrot Are Slightly Transparent They’re Dead Aren’t They

iida looks like he gives the best hugs! have a lot of hugs!!!

happy birthday to my boy!!! 

👍

….I actually need the fly and insect killer

There’s a infestation of mosquitoes and fly in my house currently so yeah-

WTF IS THIS IN MY TAKIS *WHEZZZE*

Wtf lmao

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BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Personally I don’t do that I will eventually do, all I know is that at least most people will at least say red, green, orange or purple :)

And once I do I will choose red as my victim :)

Who's your favorite stick to torture or to make them as the victim (that maybe will be saved) in your stories?

#poor Kaeya

My Shelter Zine comic entry

ft Razor and Bennett (and Diluc and Lisa) (and Kaeya lol)

Hiii, i’m just gonna plot myself into joining this fandom (after liking *almost* everyone magic misfit post and following most TMM accounts) so here is my offering of TMM content w/ incorrect quotes (generated by a site)

W/ Concerned (+losing his mind) Theo, Tired Ridley ,Chaotic Golden twins, Leila and Carter :)

Theo: What do you call disobeying the law?

The magic misfits unanimously: a hobby.

Theo: *crosses his arms*

The magic misfits: that we do not engage in.

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Leila: the salary of clowns is 51 000 dollars

Ridley gesturing to Izzy and Olly fighting: and yet they do daily, and for free!

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Ridley setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Carter pulling out a Uno card: +4

Leila putting down a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Theo: WHAT ARE WE PLAYING!?

I haven’t done these incorrect quotes in like forever’s, so I forgot which ones are already done soooooooo, i’m just gonna do one instead of the normal three 

*The Squad is at Theo's house*

Ridley: Ohhhh we each get our own oven?

Theo: ...N-No...

Theo, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Ridley, motioning to the kitchen: Three, I thought!

Izzy: I see a-

Theo, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Ridley: Oh, well I-

Theo: Hey. wait wait. actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Theo, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Leila: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Carter: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Theo: Now I've discovered more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin'!

Theo: I am someone who owns four ovens...

Theo, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Olly, pointing to another appliance: Also, the toaster oven!

Theo:

Ridley: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Theo:

Theo, ecstatic: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS.

EVEN MORE INCORRECT QUOTES (generated)

W/ unhinged Theo, chaos trio Ridley and Golden twins, Leila and Carter :)

Carter: Throw lamps at people who need to lighten up, and throw handles at someone who needs to get a grip!

Ridley: Throw a refrigerator at someone who needs to chill!

Olly: Throw scissors at someone who needs to cut it out!

Leila: Throw a clock at someone who needs to get with the times!

Izzy: Throw matches at someone who need to get fired up!

Theo: Throw a brick at someone to kill them.

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Ridley: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!

Theo: And here we have a capitalist.

Leila: Did you you just-

Carter: what does all take the moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

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Izzy: why do you act like we’re three-year-olds?

Theo, exasperated: WHY?!?

Theo pointing at Ridley: YOU HYJACKED A CAR!

Theo pointing at Olly: YOU JUMPED 20 METERS OFF A CARPARK!

Theo pointing at Izzy: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!

Theo: AND YOU ASK ME WHY??????

so i designed a bunch of next genereation kids based on suggestions on my instagram! I hope you like them, because they have my entire heart

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Red, what were the two times you drank? And what did you think the first time? I promise I won't tell anyone, please don't hurt me, PLEASE °°

Red: My second time was with Yellow team. It was after school, Endie invited us to his home for a sleepover and he had 'apple juice' so I thought 'why not try it?'.

Red: But my first time...? I actually don't remember it strangely...

(TW Animal death)