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EVEN MORE INCORRECT QUOTES (generated)
W/ unhinged Theo, chaos trio Ridley and Golden twins, Leila and Carter :)
Carter: Throw lamps at people who need to lighten up, and throw handles at someone who needs to get a grip!
Ridley: Throw a refrigerator at someone who needs to chill!
Olly: Throw scissors at someone who needs to cut it out!
Leila: Throw a clock at someone who needs to get with the times!
Izzy: Throw matches at someone who need to get fired up!
Theo: Throw a brick at someone to kill them.
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Ridley: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!
Theo: And here we have a capitalist.
Leila: Did you you just-
Carter: what does all take the moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.
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Izzy: why do you act like we’re three-year-olds?
Theo, exasperated: WHY?!?
Theo pointing at Ridley: YOU HYJACKED A CAR!
Theo pointing at Olly: YOU JUMPED 20 METERS OFF A CARPARK!
Theo pointing at Izzy: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!
Theo: AND YOU ASK ME WHY??????