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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, while an octopus burrito a week ___."

makes you weak."

Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! A person in an official, Disneyland-issued costume of Donald Duck. They are armed with a wooden baseball bat and anger management issues to rival the original Donald Duck himself. VS A cosplayer in a homemade costume of Gandalf the Gray. They are armed with a staff they carved themself from solid ash wood, enough bravery that the original Gandalf would commend it, and a joke pair of fake "big naturals" that should grant some protection to the ribcage, at least (like--dare I say it--a breasts plate! heh heh!).

You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bets!

The person in the Donald Duck official Disneyland costume is the person I place my bet on.

my friend hates her mother's evil cat so much and wants him to die and im just now finding out his name is tubby pumpkin 😭 like bro why do u have beef with tubby pumpkin

i!!!!! love!!!!!! holding!!!!!! hands!!!!!!!!!

Silly Game Time: The classic gryphon/griffin has the head and front talons of a golden eagle and the body and back paws of a lion. Sometimes it also has an eagle's wings. But today ...  we're going to change things up by combining a different bird with a different cat for some grifFUN! [pause for laughter/booing]

Which kinds do you choose? Attach a photo of each so people can get a sense of how your gryphon/griffin looks!

(If you don't know varieties of birds or cats well enough to choose, try using a Random Letter Generator, and then search for "birds/cats that start with [your letter]" until you find one you like. Or one that'd look messed up. Whichever.)

Birman Cat and Peregrine Falcon

why is yelena bolova just like me 😭😭

Shut up m'dudes, it's a national holiday

reblog if you listen to any of these artists

Cavetown

Laufey

Egg

Girl in Red

Chappell Roan

Conan Gray

Marina

Mitski

Barrett Wilbert Weed

Beach Bunny

SIX

Penelope Scott

Mother Mother

Clairo

Amélie Farren

Liana Flores

Sofia Isella

Emei

Rabbitology

Jorge Rivera-Herrans