Reblog If You Listen To Any Of These Artists

the magnus archives will be real in 5 minutes

bitches be like ‘idc’ and then write a ten page essay abt it in their journal…

(i am bitches)

bitches hate me for my controversial policies such as: be nicies to eachother

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

If we say ‘free gigglestick-9000’ enough they’ll eventually have to do it.

Mutuals line up I'm giving you all one of these bad boys

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

my friend hates her mother's evil cat so much and wants him to die and im just now finding out his name is tubby pumpkin 😭 like bro why do u have beef with tubby pumpkin

this is truly the funniest timeline