my body, tearfully: when sleep???
me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity
my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????
You know what? Fuck you.
*unshrinkies your dinks*
Love always returns. Maybe it’ll be in a new person, hobby, or environment but it will come back.
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
Silly Game Time: The classic gryphon/griffin has the head and front talons of a golden eagle and the body and back paws of a lion. Sometimes it also has an eagle's wings. But today ... we're going to change things up by combining a different bird with a different cat for some grifFUN! [pause for laughter/booing]
Which kinds do you choose? Attach a photo of each so people can get a sense of how your gryphon/griffin looks!
(If you don't know varieties of birds or cats well enough to choose, try using a Random Letter Generator, and then search for "birds/cats that start with [your letter]" until you find one you like. Or one that'd look messed up. Whichever.)
Birman Cat and Peregrine Falcon
U said spam and i took it seriously
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Marilyn Monroe on the set of Some Like it Hot in Los Angeles, California, 1958. Photo by Richard C. Miller.
I go by they/them pronouns. My Preferred name is Alex btw for anyone wondering. I just like to reblog random stuff and be silly. I AM A MINOR LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CREEPY PEOPLE. Also Taken 💖.
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