The AO3 Tag Of The Day Is: Swords Of LOVE

Gun > Hocus pocus

(Dresden’s shirt in the sketch says “That’s Doctor Smartypants to you”)

Morgan: Dresden, can the sarcasm.

Harry: Please. I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

“Have you ever been approached by a grim-looking man, carrying a naked sword with a blade about ten miles long in his hand, in the middle of the night, beneath the stars on the shores of Lake Michigan? If you have, seek professional help. If you have not, then believe you me, it can scare the bejeezus out of you.”

Harry Dresden (Dresden Files: Storm Front)

“I am,” I intoned, with an imperious narrowing of my eyes, “the burger king.”

I never get bored of making Dresden look ridiculous. And yet this somehow makes more sense than the real covers xD.

Harry to Butters: Listen, you just saved me from having “Disemboweled by ancient sailor with a snake fetish.” carved on my tombstone, so let me give you some free advice.  There are an astounding amount of powerful people in this world.  And a lot of them are flat-out crazy.  So…. Trust me…..  You will always be in over your head.  Always.

*Morgan jumps by using geomancy to crush dozens of zombies under a mountain of earth*

Harry: Unless you’re Morgan.

Butters: Nice sword.

Who needs the stupidly intricate plan I put together for The Warlock when I could just forget about the plan entirely and have Morgan monologue about how much it blows to be a Warden for two pages 

Good news everybody now that all of my stupid exams are over I can focus all of my time and energy onto replanning and rewriting that 33 chapter fic I wrote 9 chapters of 2 years ago except this time with even more bastards in it 

Imagine your icon being your therapist

My hcs are either about morgan having a huge extended family to no family at all and there's no in between, idk which I like more