Morgan headcanon:
He has a bunch of crazy stories that are actually true, but hes started telling ridiculous fake ones just to see how insane he can make it before someone doesn't believe him. So far, no one has called him out on this.
This is either Anastasia and Morgan back when he was an apprentice, or Morgan and one of the young wardens.
“Can you hit him with your knife?”
“I believe the technical term is stab.”
Nobody:
Morgan: I bet Harry Dresden just committed a heinous crime.
Morgan: I should go check to see how many puppies he's kicked this week.
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There's 3 people that are allowed to call him Donald and one of them is dead
the point of this hellsite is not to get followers, it’s to make friends you would never have met otherwise and torture them with cursed memes and crack headcanons
I know multiple game maps better than the city I live in.
Ooh great idea. I'll see what I can do
I would arm wrestle Jim Butcher for Morgan’s full backstory.
Carlos: Morgan, come get this spider. I can't get to it.
Morgan: I'm the justice department, not the pest control department
Good news everybody now that all of my stupid exams are over I can focus all of my time and energy onto replanning and rewriting that 33 chapter fic I wrote 9 chapters of 2 years ago except this time with even more bastards in it
Cʟᴏꜱᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴏʀꜱᴇꜱʜᴏᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀɴᴅ ɢʀᴇɴᴀᴅᴇꜱ. {23}
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