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random things i hear pt 4
(talking about communication between group members for a group project)
person a: but what if I get my phone taken away so I can’t text y’all?
person b: why would you get your phone taken away?
a: cuz i get grounded all the time
b: why
a: for sneaking out
person c: then don’t sneak out. it’s not that hard.
a: first of all, that’s what she said, and second of all, if I don’t sneak out, then how am I supposed to get more weed?
b: .....that makes so much sense.....
a: what?
c: you’re always high. that’s why you’re the way that you are.....
random things i hear pt 5
person a: just because you have more testosterone than me doesn’t automatically make you better at sports than me. plus, you literally got hit in the head by an air-filled kickball that was going less than 20 mph, and cried, so yeah. you’re a fuckin weak duck. testosterone, my ass.
If you play Among Us reblog/reply with the colour(s) you prefer to play as!
MOTHER I’M FUCKING FAMOUS!!!
BEHOLD! SOMETHING I MADE OUT OF PURE, UNBRIDLED BOREDOM!!!
Same honestly
Antis: this ship that you like and I don't is morally reprehensible because xyz etc...
Me:
Got stung by a wasp (6 times) while tearing apart our old barn and I tied scrap fabric around my arm where it got stung and honestly? Feel like a hot video game avatar.