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Part 2 & 3 of my Kid Icarus Warrior Cats AU~
Darkkit decides that he is own apprentice and goes to learn things on his own outside of LightClan territory. His venture is stopped suddenly by Star Pantherblaze (Pandora), who sees him as an opportunity to get rid of LightClan. She kitnaps him and takes him to her camp.
Darkkit tells Pitkit to go get help, but Palelight is very reluctant to leave her clan vulnerable or bring everyone to fight. She makes a difficult decision and let's CalamityClan keep Darkkit hostage.
[[ Darkkit will remember that. ]]
Darkkit is angry (and afraid), and Pitkit is sad :(
This was originally gonna go a different direction, where Pitkit sneaks out of camp too and rescues Darkkit. Palelight realizes he snuck out but can't go after him, so she guides Pitkit. Pitkit climbs a tall rock, hides in the bushes, then jumps out at Pantherblaze, causing her to drop Darkkit (who clings to the branches).
Pitkit bites her neck and Darkkit jumps down and shoves Pantherblaze into sharp rocks, which takes one of her lives. The kits run off, and Darkkit proclaims that they defeated Star Pantherblaze.
They are actually two moons old here, so this draft was stretching it a bit lol. Even if in KI cannon they could definitely throw hands with a god despite being the size of a small child, they are tiny kits here so that unfortunately doesn't apply xD
They do have slightly unnatural strength as they grow older though. Strong bois :)
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I think I'll upload all these chapter covers on Tumblr. I like them. :)
relized that my mom sheltered me too much as a kid and just noticed that during the fourth of july trip cause I randomly said "some people are born to suffer to atone to the sins of their past life" and smiled
Hope you guys will enjoy my mental unwellness now that I'm finished with tma 👍
A clay head I made, I just want to share this since I am proud of him.
The assignment was to make a clay head that has both human and animal attributes. In the draw, I actually got a goat so this worked out nicely.
inaccurate Batfam quotes #5
Dick: What are cute names to call your other half?
Tim: Sugar.
Jason: Honey.
Tim: ...Eggs.
Dick: What?
Jason, smirking: 1/2 lb butter.
Dick: Guys...
Tim: Stir.
Dick: Tim, no.
Jason: Pour into pan.
Dick: Jason, stop.
Tim: Preheat to 350.
Dick, sighing heavily: I hate you.
Tim: Love you too, preheat to 350.
Jason: Hate you too, pour into pan.
Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.
just heard someone go 'oh i have made a terrible mistake' and i have never related more
every piece of ""autistic representation"" in hollywood sucks not just because of the infantalization and inspiration porn but because movie executives always fail to realize the real universal autistic experience: spending your childhood slowly and unfalteringly realizing all of your friends not so secretly hated and/or merely tolerated you at best and you've missed every social signal about it ever
i was looking at aro flag prices (just to look) bc i need to buy a couple for pride and when i tell you i want to burn everything down
every other flag, including the fucking ally flag, is named but aromantic is “multicolour”
do fucking better we are not the one you don’t need to think about
do not tag as asexual, ace, aroace, anything not only aro
this is just six of crows but here we go:
- nina and matthias never actually abandoned their duties for “love”. they accept each other, but at the same time are tormented by their loyalty to their country. nina and matthias are extremely homesick all the time; nina never discarded her faithfulness in ravka or grisha and matthias never renounced his religion. they changed because of one another, yes, but their story is not just “enemies to lovers”.
- inej’s sexual trauma can be set off when someone touches her - even when nina or jesper hugs her. she doesn’t react quite as badly as kaz, but physical contact still triggers her. she suppressed it so even kaz didn’t know about this until she told him.
- jesper can actually hold his own in a physical, non-gun related fight (i have proof). he is also smart enough to make his own guns with the help of a fabrikator, to argue with wylan about explosive materials and to pursue higher education. he is not just a comedic relief.
- kaz is ruthless, amoral and cold but he is not a distant boss to the other crows. he makes jokes with them, flips jesper off when they banter, jokingly calls inej “treasure of [his] heart” and nina “love”, loses bets to wylan and makes fun of matthias’s religiousness - most of the time he acts like their slappable friend with a dark sense of humor and a questionable haircut.
- wylan is not just jesper’s cute love interest that tags along on a job just for shits and giggles and the occasional booms and bangs. he is a deeply damaged child who still believes in goodness despite never believing in himself.
for people who haven’t read the shadow and bone/ six of crows books, but have seen the show:
- inej ghafa is a survivor of childhood sex trafficking. she has ptsd and reacts in a panic attack at even walking past the menagerie
- kaz’s trauma isn’t just pekka rollins being responsible for jordie’s death, and waking up on the barge. he had to swim to shore, age nine and barely alive, using jordie’s body as a float
- the darkling has done far worse things than are shown on screen. he is not a ‘lost man’ and alina is not his ‘balance’
- alina was seventeen upon the darkling being nsfw/ romantic with her
- matthias helvar did not lead drüskelle, that was jarl brum- matthias is only just barely an adult himself
- the crows are not their own separate gang, they are part of the dregs, who per haskell leads and kaz takes over from haskell after haskell sold out his lieutenant (kaz) to pekka rollins
- zoya, genya, and alina have personalities outside of either being traumatised or hating each other
- alina never wanted any of the power and fame and idolatry, and in the end of the books is stripped of it all. she is very happy about this
- jesper is a gambling addict and somebody who watched the death of his mother
Stuck.
(it’s 2am, and according to your therapist, you have “a whopping case of ADHD”
hey @theninjamouse, its paper flareon and vaporeon, a.k.a. Grillby Jr. and Shelly. Because when imagining what those dorks would name pokemon, I figured they would be on par with asgore. XD
please ignore my crappy camera quality, and my hands guest appearance in one shot. (,-_-)
These two were made for my crack au of theninjamouse’s undertale fanfiction, called Ocean on Fire. It’s super good!
Neither papercraft is my design, though I did print them out and put them together. Shelly here does come with a surfboard, and there are pics including it in a previous post.
I said I would probably do papercraft for that kinda crack au of TheNinjaMouse’s OoF fanfiction, so here is vaporeon, surfboard included. I’m SHORE that our favorite water mage would appreciate the surf partner.
This papercraft is not my design, I just printed out the pieces and assembled it.
I have nicknamed her Shelly, because ha-ha ocean puns. Mechanical pencil included for scale, hope my phones terrible camera quality doesn’t detract from Shelly’s magnificence.
I’ll be doing a flareon soon, and possibly some art.
OoF crack au idea
Ok, so for people in the undertale fandom, fanfiction is typically really focused on the skeletons (+ gaster sometimes). I mean, I think the fact that we made so many fandom-wide aus is incredible, but it can feel a bit one note on occasion.
That’s why I highly recommend “Ocean on Fire”, by @theninjamouse on AO3. This fic is an amazing Grillby x reader. The reader is named, technically, but it’s just that she is going by her last name “Shore”. This earned the ship the name Shorby. Without getting into spoilers, the fic is incredibly good, and I’ve enjoyed it since the first chapter.
Now, since I don’t know how much of this may count as spoilers, and because I ramble, I’ll put the rest under a read-more.
So, not too long ago I sent Mouse an ask basically talking about how I was looking at papercraft models for Pokemon and decided Flareon and Vaporeon reminded me too much of Shorby. Aside from the obvious thing of fire elemental and fire pokemon, Shore also has huge water connections. First, she surfs, even working at the surf shop and giving some of the Undertale crew lessons. Also, (spoilers) she is a mage who can manipulate water, likely due to distant aquatic monster heritage. So between the water links, and the fact that the Vaporeon papercraft came with a surfboard, I really like the connection, and began thinking of au possibilities. NinjaMouse approved of a Pokemon au, so I’m here to tell my thoughts.
To start with, the au would probably be Shoregrillster, a.k.a. a ship between Shore, Grillby, and Gaster. (For context, in the fic Grillby and Gaster were together before Gaster disappeared.) I was thinking this because a) I like the dynamic between the three, and b) I needed a reason for Pokemon and OoF to intersect. If anyone could make that happen, it would be the mad scientist. If people think Sans could grab au versions of himself, Gaster could do something similar here.
So, I have a handful of Ideas for how this could go down, split into two categories. Option 1: Shore and/or Grillby temporarily become their respective pokemon. Option 2: Gaster somehow makes/ summons pokemon into our world. Both options have potential for hijinks.
In Option 1: It would probably go down similarly to the side fic “A Scientist, a Bartender, and a Fool”, where Gaster turned Shore into an otter. In the fic, the set up was that Gaster tried to make Shores magic stronger, and accidentally pushed her monster heritage to the surface, making her into a form better suited to that. So in this au, it would likely be something similar. My thought is that Gaster would see something kinda like the Pokemon franchise and try to see if anything from there is recreatable. (Maybe start with some of the moves pokemon could do before trying to apply science to the actual pokemon?) Either way, he ends up turning his partners into eeveelutions, probably because when his machine tried to find magic to use for pokemon recreation, It latched onto the two closest matches to pokemon types.
Of course, the plot for this one would probably go similarly to the side fic, just with the added bonus of Grillby being changed too. Also, some extra fun from Grillby and Shore having new biology. For example, Grillby would now have completely internal flames, so theoretically he could go into water. Shore would just get to enjoy basically being an otter, but bigger and with fins and gills. Also, some fun from trio trying to keep people from finding out why Shore and Grillby aren’t at work.
Now, Option 2: This one has all sorts of fun possibility! This one would probably be the result of Gaster getting interested in either artificially making monsters or meeting alternate universes. Maybe while talking with Sans or Alphys, one of them made a comment that set him off on a tangent. Either way, Gaster probably wasn’t specifically aiming for pokemon, he just miscalculated and accidentally made/ summoned pokemon.
This is where the fun comes in, as the three of them need to work out how to care for these weird little “monsters” without people learning how they got there. It helps that most of the world wouldn’t know that the pokemon aren’t monsters unless they got into an encounter or someone kept records of all monsters.
I really like this idea because it opens the door for Gaster to also get his own pokemon. In option 1, he still needed to be able to reverse the change. But in this one, he can also get his own thematically appropriate pocket monster.
I don’t have any big plot ideas, but I have been thinking of various disconnected scenes that would be fun.
- Shore and Grillby in the kitchen, panicking over how to feed their new pets
- (suggested by Mouse) Vaporeon and Shore surfing together, because yes
- Grillby working at the bar, then realizing Flareon followed him and having to keep his large fire dog out of sight of patrons, with ensuing hijinks
- Gaster getting worn out trying to fix his mistake, with the other two caring for their disaster scientist.
- Having to explain what happened to maybe 2 or 3 other people, either because they need help, or because someone found out on accident.
I did some thinking on what pokemon would best fit Gaster, and I had several ideas that would all be pretty fun. I’m honestly not sure which one I like best.
The simplest idea would be to give Gaster his own eeveelution. I would personally pick Espeon. Mainly because Psychic type seems like a good fit, and Umbreon’s associations with poison and the moon didn’t seem quite right to me. On the other hand, Espeon is considered incredibly loyal, which I liked.
My other ideas each lean more into the whole mysterious and voidy vibe.
Missingno. feels like a stretch, but I like the idea of him getting a pokemon that shouldn’t exist and feels like it would come from the void around the pokemon universe.
Another one is Giratina. I like this because Giratina’s story parallels Gasters most common fanon backstory quite well. Although, between its size and personality, it probably wouldn’t be great for story telling. The pokedex entries mention it being violent a lot.
Finally, an Unown or two would be cool. They remind me of wingdings, and are associated with language (kinda reminded me of fonts). They are weird and cryptic, and it would be funny seeing someone get jumpscared by the large floating letter with an eye. XD
In any case, this post is way too long, so I will continue with any new ideas, art, pictures, or writing in another post before my computer overheats.
If my boss emailed me in space while paying HIS debt saying my wife's cooking is mid as hell, I'd just crash the ship and kill myself
how it feels to see a post containing a vaguely factually inaccurate sentiment about a subject on which you are disgustingly overinformed
stoned nd thinking abt toji rn mmmmmmfffffffff
Listen, old habits die hard. And Megatron is really hard to kill.
