I Ship Morgan With Happiness Safety And Some Peace And Fucking Quiet

Churchill once said the only thing we have to fear is fear itself, but I think that geese should be feared. They're bastards.

Carlos Ramriez after having his french fries stolen by a goose

The dresden files show is like, way off from the books, but the one scene I honestly belive would fit in the books is:

Morgan: some things never change. Always blowing things up. Harry: I don’t always blow things up. Morgan: right. Sometimes you set things on fire.

Like, that is a legit exchange that would happen.

So, low-key, I know there’s zero textual proof of this and it changes virtually nothing. But I imagine Harry’s eyes to glow different colors when he’s casting different spells. I have no defense or reasons beyond it’s cool.

the point of this hellsite is not to get followers, it’s to make friends you would never have met otherwise and torture them with cursed memes and crack headcanons

I know multiple game maps better than the city I live in.

the plot chickens

Does he come with the cloak

you wouldn’t download a #warden morgan.

Morgan: Although, I’ll be damned if he doesn’t disagree with me just because I said it.

Luccio: I don’t think that’s true.

Morgan: *turns around* Ebenezar, it’s hotter than hell in here!

Ebenezar: *without looking up* Freezing!

Morgan: Good coffee, though!

Ebenezar: *holds up coffee cup* Rat piss!

Morgan: The Merlin is an incompetent sucker.

Ebenezar: No, Morgan, he’s in fact one of the finest wizards I’ve ever had the good fortune of working with.

Morgan: *whirls around to Luccio* You’re a witness. *walks off*

This again but this time it’s about how much it blows to be the executioner. He could really use a better job :/ 

Who needs the stupidly intricate plan I put together for The Warlock when I could just forget about the plan entirely and have Morgan monologue about how much it blows to be a Warden for two pages 

Hey. Spreading the word to tumblr, aka "I don't like this change so I WILL complain about it" personified.

Discord is bringing mobile ads in June 2025. They've officially announced this.

SPREAD THE WORD!!! WITH ENOUGH BACKLASH, MAYBE THEY'LL RETHINK IT- OR AT LEAST DELAY IT!