Bruh

I'm asexual and spent my childhood reading the DC & Marvel character encyclopedias over and over

REblog if you are Asexual, support Asexuals, or spend most of your time actually thinking about Superheroes.

I am under the impression that in this, like in some other instances I won't name here, my own family may use a slightly atypical noun

KR: "that went from zero to arson real fast"

so we're preparing for auditions for our first show in my theatre class rn (everyone has to audition for the grade, whether you want to be in it or not)

anyway, we're split into groups to practice our monologues with/to and cuz the teacher trusts me (this is my 4th year doing it after all) I'm with 3 newbies

well one of them likes to sass back when I tell him what to do, I mean he'll do it but I think he doesn't think I should be bossing him around

I am the stage manager

he's gonna need to learn to listen and to respect me real quick

if you need a better dad I'm always here for you, feel free to message me! stay safe babes 💙

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

me, holding up the pile of garbage I picked up from the auditorium: I'm going to commit a crime

M: ok

M: as long as I don't see it, it didn't happen

👏👏👏

The Walmart cashier watching me devour an entire lego set in front of them

SR, KR, KP, and I: *make a "vertical panic pile"*

Note: a "panic pile" is a theatre tradition of a bunch of us laying on the floor in an overlapping pile when we get stressed

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts