KR: "that Went From Zero To Arson Real Fast"

me: "Why are my pet peeves your favorite??"

KP: "tiny anger"

me: *malfunctions*

I read this aloud to my mother who then said

"like running twitter... now will you let me have a tumblr?"

and I said "maybe, for that one"

they should make a job i want to do (sleeping, napping, snacking)

me, walking into the costume room for the first time this school year: "It's like the first breath of fresh air in months!!"

@the-color-grey

WAIT THIS ONE'S BETTER

Being up to no good is a past time for me

honored to represent our queen Inej

the Crows as things my friends have said:

kaz: "what are we doing? I wasn't paying attention, I was too busy scheming."

inej: "he was terrified of me because he thought I tried to murder him and I wasn't gonna stop him from believing that."

jesper: "my summer aesthetic is otter pop."

wylan: "I was gonna fact check it, and then I forgot, and now it's been two months, so--"

nina: "I just need more food because I'm a gluttonous little beast."

matthias: "You disgust and amaze me at the same time."

me: YOU CAN'T FIST FIGHT THE COUNTER

me: WHY DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS

I'm asexual and spent my childhood reading the DC & Marvel character encyclopedias over and over

REblog if you are Asexual, support Asexuals, or spend most of your time actually thinking about Superheroes.

one of us one of us one of us

@the-color-grey @the-mecha-opossum @jacquiofalltrades @spacefable13 @saraaaahsthings

Hey guys! I wanna do a create yourself picrew chain with my favourite picrew :) tag 5 people (or more. or less im not your mom) once ur done.

here’s mine :))

tagging: @a-dotrivenitupontop​, @c4i-r0​, @xxriotgrrrlb0yxx​, @clumpofglitter​, @tennis-spawn​, @0beetle-legs0​ and literally anyone else who wants to do it