Hello Dear, I Am Talking To You About My Suffering And The Suffering Of My Children. I Have Not Met Or

this should be here too

"I'm nostalgic for a place I'm still desperately trying to escape from" -me, trying to describe senioritis

me, holding up the pile of garbage I picked up from the auditorium: I'm going to commit a crime

M: ok

M: as long as I don't see it, it didn't happen

jokes on you sir, I'm the one who bought a cart full of nothing but purple from the dollar tree a few weeks ago

I am going to make my friends sick of the color purple

I think I do my best acting when I'm sleep deprived actually, do you know how easy it is to act super exasperated when you actually want to kill everyone?

@dad-cahoon

GO TO BED

I am under the impression that in this, like in some other instances I won't name here, my own family may use a slightly atypical noun

we love being the stage manager and being gone the first full week of working on the show because of a fRICKIN C O L D

I'm dying-

someone- someone come put me out of my misery

I'm so upset

It's been decided

KR: drives the car

KP: has the funds

me: brings the vibes

and together we make

✨one whole adult✨

the garbage included a broken clothes hanger and a command strip hook thing

me, holding up the pile of garbage I picked up from the auditorium: I'm going to commit a crime

M: ok

M: as long as I don't see it, it didn't happen

the most beautiful genre of literature will always be "a heart must be touched in order to be broken"

sweet

Fuck I love mysterious lil fellas that go on to accompany the party