Evil Pear... Rotund Specimen...

"Aw man your makeup looks so nice"

Me: this is washable marker and I have no self control

Wheres my long son :(( i haven't been able to find Firbington Oatmeal the Third in months and im afraid hes crawled into some horrible crevice to jumpscare me when i leave for college

I BURNED ALL MY MERMAY REST DAYS IN ONE GO OH GOD

This is what i get for committing to something and having no sense of time goddamnit

Ive never had the opportunity to cook with gochujang before and oh. Oh yes. This is it. The Flavor. My horizons have opened and I see much of this red paste in my future.

All of my wips... On my puter... Instead my phone where it the easy...

The votes are in, yall wanted leonard. Here he is. He'll do your ocean taxes.

not necessarily but I do have an intense aversion to other people using dishes that are mine and claimed by me

like what if they don't wash them right/break them/misplace them

then I eye them suspiciously and get upset whenever i see someone use them because ive asked them not to

'house' dishes are fair game tho like they're everyone's so I know they aren't gonna be misused/Im not attatched to them

on the flip side of this if I am using other people's dishes I clean them super well and dry them and try not to use very many because like,,, those are theirs. their thing. i would hate to disrespect their thing because if someone disrepected mine id get super upsetti

Anyone else here autistic and have a weird aversion to silverware and dishes that arent your own?

Especially bowls and spoons and cups for some reason (in order of untrustworthyness)

Like, no, i won't eat out of the tupperware bowl. It has spagetii stains, it is untrustworth

I am the gremlin tracking problems in your footsteps para <333

Uhhh i dont have many pals but

@romohasbrainrot im so sorry youte the only handle i remember rn

Tag game!!!

Do this quiz

And this picrew

And tag people(obviously)

@anartistwithamask @gummy-axolotl @shadowthegay @auseryoumayknow @copper-ichor @moonysfavoritetoast @alexthescaredenby @invaderxeya @fungal-boy-witch-yay @artists-void @hazbin-hotel-lucifer-simp @ka1-the-pr0ot @theautumnalcat

Funny meme redraw with the funny peeslosh man

Damn boy gregnant or somethin