Bruce About To Reveal His Identity To The JL

Bruce about to reveal his identity to the JL

Bruce: “I’m going to do something that may traumatize two of you. I am not sorry.”

Oliver: “oh come on Batman your identity isn’t that special.”

Bruce going full whiny play boy: “Dinah! Ollie is being mean to me!!!”

Oliver: blue screens

Dinah: “YOU BITCH!?”

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1 year ago

Green Lantern: You know, most Superheroes are cornered into the job by moral obligations because of how powerful they are, but... aren't you just like, a normal guy? Do you ever wonder what your life would be like if you gave up the vigilante life to just take it easy?

Batman: Well--

Nightwing, suddenly vaulting into the conversation from across the room: No, no, NO, the last time we pretended to be a normal family for an hour, we played Trivial Pursuit and it ended with an arrow through the living room TV. None of us even fight with arrows. We're freaks that need to fight crime, don't take that away from us.


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1 year ago
Ok Listen I Know I Already Have Like Several Works In Progress But I Might Need To Draw Hal Jordan And
Ok Listen I Know I Already Have Like Several Works In Progress But I Might Need To Draw Hal Jordan And
Ok Listen I Know I Already Have Like Several Works In Progress But I Might Need To Draw Hal Jordan And

Ok listen I know I already have like several works in progress but I might need to draw Hal Jordan and Bruce Wayne in cowboy outfits.

This is from Batman Universe by the way. It’s not the greatest writing ever but damn if it isn’t fun.


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1 year ago

Ok so adding to this, Bruce might be a bit out of character but I’m letting him have fun.

So Bruce double and even triple checked that no one was gonna try and attack the museum during a charity event. So he genuinely thought ok this might be safe, I might let my hair down a bit. Beside Diana and Clark will be there this should be fine.

So Bruce decided to actually have a few drinks and since Clark was there Bruce pulled a Brucie I’m important so I’m gonna take this guy with me cause he looks fun move. So Clark could actually have fun rather than just work the whole night.

They go find Diana who is desperately trying to escape the rich folk talk with the other attendees and Bruce decided to go hey Miss Prince what’s this and steal Diana away from the other guests. She pretty grateful tbh.

So they’re sitting in their corner of the museum, just hanging out and talking. When suddenly several incredible armed individuals crash through the skylight. It turns out there was a plan to attack this event but it was incredibly well hidden so these are some heavy hitters. At least some serious mercenary types. They are threatening the guests and saying they’re holding them for ransom but there’s something else going on.

Unfortunately the Trinity are still too much in the open to change and these guys are like hawks.

I want this scene to go:

The Trinity whispering to one another.

Diana: ok we need a plan.

Clark: yeah

Both look at Bruce. Bruce looks to them flushed with alcohol.

Bruce: I know you two are smart people you can come up with a plan.

Clark: yeah we can but we need more than a smart plan right now.

Diana: these are obviously very competent soldiers who know not to let anyone out of their sight, we need a paranoid Batman plan right now.

Bruce: unfortunately Batman is too drunk to process half the things in this room, I swear this is why I don’t relax often.

Clark: ok I know this is bad but I still think you should relax more

Diana: that’s what you’re- ok I don’t disagree but we have bigger things to worry about than our friend’s lack of self care.

Bruce: wait I think I do have an idea

Diana and Clark: really

Bruce stands up walks over to the table with all the food and drinks and starts pouring himself another glass of wine. This obviously pisses off the mercenaries.

Bruce proceeds to just start talking about random and inane bs that is 100 percent brucie wayne and that distracts them enough to let Diana and Clark go change really quick. Though they do watch for a sec cause it was admittedly hilarious.

Everything ends up going well, and Bruce gets carried home drunk by Diana and Clark.

Trinity Out of Suit Chaos

The Trinity find themselves stuck in a hold up situation (at maybe the museum that Diana works at) and the three of them find themselves stuck in their civilian clothes.

They are surrounded so Clark can’t change quickly without people noticing.

Diana is getting increasingly more upset because they keep messing with her exhibits.

Bruce is frustrated because of course this happens he just wanted to hang out with Diana and Clark damn it.

So it’s just them sitting there are the first moment they get they’re changing.

This is just me getting the idea in my head cause I’m gonna draw this.


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1 year ago
Ok So This Is Hilarious, But The Funniest Thing To Me Is That Clark Is So Chill.

Ok so this is hilarious, but the funniest thing to me is that Clark is so chill.

CLARK YOU NEARLY DIED?!

He’s just like meh, hot cocoa time. Also I’m gonna make joke about my friend. Love Clark! Just Clark is so fun!


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10 months ago
Trying Something New And Getting Back Into The Swing Of Things.

Trying something new and getting back into the swing of things.


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