Latest Posts by daggerenby - Page 3

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

Once upon a time there was a small desert village with a single well outside town. One day a young woman went to the well to fetch water, and the well heard her crying, and asked “What’s wrong?”

She stopped her sobbing and asked the well “You can talk?”

“Yes,” said the well. “Long ago, the witch who lives in this town gave me life so I could serve as a guardian to the townspeople.”

“Alas,” said the young woman. “I am the daughter of that witch. She lived in peace with the townsfolk for many years. But the new mayor, who is a violent and hateful man, riled the people up against her, and they burned her at the stake. I am young and still do not know very much magic. I tried to curse them, but my curses fizzled. Now I worry I will never avenge my mother’s death.”

“Do not be afraid,” said the well. “I will take care of this.”

The next morning, when the Mayor came to fetch water from the well, he heard an odd noise coming from the bottom. He peered over as far as he could to see what was happening. Then an impossibly long arm shot up from the bottom of the well, grabbed the mayor, and pulled him into the well shaft. There was a horrible crunching sound, and nobody ever saw the Mayor again. The townsfolk apologized to the witch’s daughter, and they all lived happily ever after.

Moral of the story: living well is the best revenge

researching parrying daggers as a fun little treat and i'm delighted by how much every single one of these things looks like it's designed to be as annoying as possible

what if i picked up my violin again after years of not properly playing for the sole purpose of learning to play ultrakill music. what then

think about sibling-centered tragedies too hard and I turn into a mangy dog with rabies

psh, this party sucks *teleports to the cactus dimension* oh i don't like it here

Screaming crying throwing up wondering when my darling husband (my fav character Asriel from the hit indie game Undertale) will return from war (finally appear in Deltarune) because the military (Mr. Toby Fox) promises me that he'll be home but never tells me when (he will likely appear in Ch. 7 but the idea of waiting that long gives me pain), violently force feeding me false hope as I wait in utter despair wondering if he's still alive (his depressed ass is suffering in college)

Shadow comes out as agender, and Sonic replies "I now pronouns you they/them" and Shadow punches him in the face

@ritoprodigy

archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another

That's fair

a little comic based on this post by @existencebringsonlypain

2024 is the year where everyone relearns that shadow the hedgehog is cool as hell

shadow the hedgehog is so gender

shadow the hedgehog is so badass

wheres that posts thats like "its so embarassing when you find a character thats exactly your type. no ones gonna be surprised this is your new Top Guy." cause this fucker has plagued my thoughts for like a week now and its already got us a reputation for being The Sonic Fan

sending love to those who struggle with the holidays. to those who have lost their family. to those who are from abusive homes. those who are struggling mentally. in a rough spot financially. those who are neurodivergent & easily overwhelmed. and to those who just plain don't enjoy them.

i hope you can smile genuinely, and feel some love. i hope they pass uneventfully, and your transition to the next year is smooth and full of warmth <3

the gap in my resume? what gap? what resume?

Over time, ASRIEL and the human became like siblings.

The King and Queen treated the human child as their own.

The underground was full of hope.

Hello, Video Game Youtuber. Despite being a "lore expert," you appear to have not noticed that the main character of the game you love uses they/them pronouns. You have 30 minutes to speedrun editing the correct pronouns into all your videos or I will detonate the bombs planted inside your gaming PC, killing you instantly

they have taken over my brain wth

ALSO this is the original post https://www.tumblr.com/mythic-menagerie/735166462806966272

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The Menagerie

- plural system of various creatures - she/they - 23 -

why do I keep having dreams about Noelle. are you trying to reach out to me

me but with bird folk

I am freed of all worldly desire. I now desire only the unworldly. which is to say the elves.

if you change your gender on the exact frame someone misgenders you, you'll perform a perfect parry and they will become transgender

I love my husbeast so fucking much

also

What it feels like being a self-indulgent artist as a fictive

Crystal Sword Pendants

LORIEN on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Wood and Resin tags

THESE GUYS ARE FUCKED UPPP

Shadow’s favorite color is red shadow’s favorite color is blue you’re all WRONG shadow’s favorite color is green why else would he always have the green chaos emerald??

No but seriously though the emeralds respawn at random so shadow always having the green one would have to be a deliberate conscious effort on his part like bro really be searching the whole earth just to get the color he likes cmon people

guys

it's been Sonic the Hedgehog this whole time