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Me at 3:00am: *sobbing* my friends are all so sexy and beautiful and they refuse to believe how amazing they are they’re literally everything they’re there when my parents aren’t I love them all so much

Me the next morning: Hello you worthless motherfuckers I’m here to annoy you

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia as textposts part 1

It’s 4am I’m bored and feeling feral so here’s a conversation I had with my friend the other day that haunts me

I feel like it needs to be said but Twitter is basically heterosexual Tumblr and no one can tell me I’m wrong.

Me every time there's a problem on belobog: It's probably Sampo's fault

someone else: *makes a mistake*

me: don't worry buddy! it is not a big deal! we can fix this! we'll figure it out!!

me: *makes a mistake*

me: i am irredeemable worthless garbage and i want to die

Frogs are just tiny Green Cats.

I am in love with these

I kind of want to go through and draw as many BSD characters as I can (and try to get them all) before I forget or get bored

I might forget before I even start though I’m away from home and I don’t have my drawing tablet 😂

I got bored working on a ceramics project, so I walked in while my sister was in a video call, handed her a butt I made out of clay, then walked out again without saying a word xD

Me: Hey how about we try to make some art today?

My brain:

DRINK ICE COFY

PANIK ATAK

I have no concept of tmi you should tell me everything

so embarrassing to have a favorite character honestly. like yes that's my specialest guy 🙄 yes i have 200 photos of him saved 😑 if i don't look at him or hear him talk every 2 minutes i'll start killing the hostages 😕 i think about him every day. because he's my favorite. whatever

I have a habit of getting into worlds I don't belong in.

Dick now the same age Bruce was when he was adopted, now executing 20 perfect backflips in a row:

Jason, 6 years younger than him with actual magic unable to stand up without joint pain: …what the fuck

Bruce: mhm

Jason: this is so unfair

Bruce: finally we agree on something my boy

Jason tearing up: shut the fuck up

Dick on his hands:

Alfred, grabbing an ice pack: "Honestly Master Bruce, what were you thinking trying to keep up with a ten year old?"

Battinson, impatiently batting away the icepack: "Alfred I'm in my prime--" *all joints crack as he stands up*

Dick, completer of ten back flips in a row: "That didn't sound good."

No seriously why is ford all over Tumblr.

in a polyamorous relationship with the oxford comma and the em dash

I am the dumbest person i have ever met. For real.

Accidentally i ended up in a polygamous relationship. You're sure to wonder how that works. Very easily. First i was in a relationship with my little crush. Had argued. Didn't know what i was about. He had not answered for several months. I've heard that he has a new girlfriend. I thought, good ok. Some time later i started to build a relationship with my big crush. Then he answered again. It was not over by his side. That with the new girlfriend was not true. Now I feel bad. The two are also friends. I'm lucky they do not talk about this. On the one hand, i don't want to break the heart of the one. On the other hand, i don't want to break that with the other one before it starts. I've been thinking about a polygamous relationship before. But they wouldn't have agreed to that because they didn't understand it and didn't want to understand it. I want to be honest with them. But how? I wouldn't only lose a partner but also a friend. Both mean so much to me and i've known them for a long time. What shall i do now? Sry this will be the first testpost of mine 😅

2024 is the year where everyone relearns that shadow the hedgehog is cool as hell

wheres that posts thats like "its so embarassing when you find a character thats exactly your type. no ones gonna be surprised this is your new Top Guy." cause this fucker has plagued my thoughts for like a week now and its already got us a reputation for being The Sonic Fan

Hello, Video Game Youtuber. Despite being a "lore expert," you appear to have not noticed that the main character of the game you love uses they/them pronouns. You have 30 minutes to speedrun editing the correct pronouns into all your videos or I will detonate the bombs planted inside your gaming PC, killing you instantly

why do I keep having dreams about Noelle. are you trying to reach out to me

me but with bird folk

I am freed of all worldly desire. I now desire only the unworldly. which is to say the elves.

if you change your gender on the exact frame someone misgenders you, you'll perform a perfect parry and they will become transgender

Yeah it helps

every member of the fun gang is trans hope this helps !!