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Mabel has a crippling Energy Drink addiction. She has about 5 monsters in a day. It’s to compensate for her undiagnosed ADHD.
I have Cleverly deduced my favourite mutuals mutuals and will now slowly intact my evil scheme to infiltrate there iner circle.
Ugh fine
May have just sent a irl friend my account oopsie 😭
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Stop sending me donations I'm broke (allso this a scam)
Alpha male podcasts are so gay. Like why you hate women so much? Because you love MEN
I have this really bad problem of constantly acting how other expect. This is currently an issue bc when I met my friends I was in a manic phase (bipolar) and am currently in a more down area. So not only do I have to overreact and be hypher around them, this bleeds over to my personal life. I'm typically a very introverted person with a few exceptions, but I have to act happy to talk to them an it so annoying! Like bro jst let me be emo :( bc my preferred style is earthy yet kind of emo, yk like therian kind of style. But I allso dress scenmo on occasion so I'm jst pretending like that's my mane style bc that's what they expect!
How I ship evrsingle "heterosexual" ship ever
a boy and a girl can be gay for each other if theyre bisexual and their genders are weird enough
Erm what the sigma (TW boobs)
I was awake for. Total of 5 hours yesterday! Three of which were from 12-3 am!
Man do I love having a good sleep schedule <3
Sorry to say but to me this is about fidauther
[looking at a canon/fan ship] yeah theres no romantic explanation for this sorryyy :3c people who are romantic dont look at each other like that wow they are such good friends/qpps!! do you think they hold hands and keep an eye out for each other and hug? do you think they text each other every day reminding each other to eat? childhood crushes to friends am i right :D
Sparkle furry/neg
@qiisevil
Oh (°o°:)
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Look at my sick ass wip dildosaurus (unfinished!)
Here's the timelaps
I bet you 20 bucks you can't guess why I'm sick this time.
A dime a day keeps the dollar away
Billford shippers VS fidauther shippers
You may like that guy but I like him in a worse and more perverted way than you
Pinned post time!
Please remember I am a MINOR I'm okay with triggering topics just don't like hit on me or anything.
Prounouns, gender, sexuality: he/they/it/any neos (I'm judging you tho watch out). I'm transmasc genderfluid. I'm pansexual.
Dni: homophobes, racists, bots, fashists, nazis(yes including Trump supporters), contact zoophiles, transphobes, incest supporters, dark snipers (grey shipping is on a case bye case basis), people ik irl, and preferably k!nk blogs
Everyone else talk to me pls pls pls
Disorders + acomidations: adhd, anxiety, bipolar, depression. I Suspect dyslexia and autism. If I say something bad, please clearly state I passed a boundery, and explain how to avoid it in the future. If I take a while to respond to something,I could be on a down swing or having a bad day please give me time. Generally give me a little bit of grace :)
Fandoms: gravityfalls
Comfort characters: ford, bill, my ocs
ASK ME ABOUT MY OCS PLEASE
Asks are allways open you can spam them, tell me about anything, info dump, vent, whatever I promise I dont mind.
@ no one bc I'm a lonely ass idiot
- ‘u dont have (insert food/music/restaurant here) over there??’ - ‘wait what time is it. shouldnt u be asleep’ - alternatively: timezoned/clockblocked again - ‘do u need a hug. have a virtual hug’ - weird slang terms - ‘i will fight everyone thats mean to u. i will fight them rn’ - vague embarrassment regarding ur accent - ‘dont maKE ME COME OVER THERE’ - ‘oh yeah i have a friend who lives in (insert country here) and apparently’ - no real hugs :(( - suffering - fahrenheit vs celsius - the measuring of things in feet fucks one of u up, probably
If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.
If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.
"The way you talk sounds like you don't respect me!"
1: I don't
2:autism
I cleaned a while back so only 18 on my phone. I
My laptop reset recently but I believe I had 23
@im-fruity-and-bored (btw your my friend now, were having soft tacos later!)
Does anyone want to play a little game?
It's called "how many open tabs do you have on your phone"
I'm gonna start: 393 tabs in chrome...
Most of it are Ao3 tabs and Tumblr Masters-Posts to various intriguing/ interesting AUs
I'm gonna tag someone bc I want to, but anyone feel free to reblog and play along...
or ignore it... @majoringinfanfiction ...?
Suggestion: never say that again
what if 80s ford decided that the only sure-fire way to stop bill from opening the portal would be to kill himself
but he's not suicidal. he doesn't want to die. the thought of death terrifies him, obviously, just as it would terrify anyone else. but he's thought through every possible scenario and this is the only way to keep bill out of their dimension. as long as ford's alive, there's a chance his eyes could be used to get past the retinal scanner. once he's dead, it'll be impossible. doesn't matter if bill can posses corpses - the eyes will still be wrong just like any time bill possessed him while he was alive. and he doubts that his clouded-over corpse eyes could open the lock either (he shudders at the thought)
I just have this mental image of him holding a gun to his head while shaking and crying and trying to tell himself that there's no other option but oh god he doesn't want to die. but he has to. it's either him or the entire world. and that's one hell of a trolley problem, but to ford there's only one right answer to that one, even if it's an unpleasant answer. he has to do it. just pull the trigger and let the portal stay locked up forever and eventually forgotten. it's the only way to fix his potentially world-ending fuckup
Google Play search for E-Play free music software
Nuuh
Finally reading homestuck bc my friend is a gay/derogatory
MatPat appeared in WHAT
Dipper Pines would be obsessed with undertale send post
This
Stanford needs someone who wint ask questions, he's in deep shit. Elbows deep in shit...and this injury is something he can't handle himself.
Thankfully Fiddleford knows a cousin who knows a friend who knows a guy who is some shady alley doctor, Stanford isn't convinced especially when rumours circulate that this guy is some sort of classic-horror crazy doctor but he's desperate enough...
Imagine his surprise when the man removes his mask to reveal Ford's own face looking back at him.
(Or: Stanley becomes a doctor through illegal means, he's actually good at it but has been asked to do a lot of questionable jobs that messed with his head a little.
Stanford can be a Dr but he'll need a medical doctor to continue if he wants to survive Bill)
We never really talked about it but The Ugly Ducking that grew up to be a beautiful swan was still probably pretty fugly from a duck’s perspective