It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia As Textposts Part 1

dirk todd

B R U H this is really what people out here searching lmao

Goodbye i told siri to remind me that a woman named debb is coming to drop off a camera tomorrow and this is what she thought i said

Me: feeling secure in my simple lesbianhood

Polyamory, demisexuality, my cute male friend, and my whole ass sexuality these past few weeks with nothing to do but ponder: 

Broke: Gotham

Woke: Oswald is hitting on some asshole and it’s not going well for anyone

OKAY LITERALLY THOUGH

Sam: *saves a bunch of people, tells off the government and gives an inspiring speech, all this while looking beautiful in his new Cap suit*

Bucky:

All the serum really did was upgrade Steve from a twink into a twunk and y’all know that shit hit Bucky like an oncoming train.

“You don’t know you’re bi, you’re just experimenting.”

And? What about it? Our heteronormative society didn’t teach me liking the same gender was even possible until I was 11, so if I wanna experiment fuckin let me. I’m a dumbass, you expect me to figure out my sexuality by just like... KNOWING??? Nah. I could be lending my (frankly incredible)intellect to the aliens plotting the systematic dismantling of the government or robbing a bank. Instead here I am eating pussy and sucking dick. I’m not saying I don’t do those things, but the double trouble jangling’s sure slowing it down.

Here’s part 1 if you want