The Gotham Gazette Did A Poll A Few Years Ago, An Overwhelming Amount Of People Voted Yes And Probably,

I’ve met Superman, and instantly I knew that he earned his position as the world’s greatest superhero.

I’ve been trying to convince you to stop loving superman for ages. I’ve had two asks that you replied to where I tried to convince you that he isn’t worth it and yet you still come up with a reason to love him. What is the thing about him that you love so much? WHAT IS IT??

does this fancam i made help you any

Know the feeling, i couldn’t study because i could hear them from my old apartment’s ceiling.

Rating mental breakdown spots in Gotham

Gotham subways: 5/10. Can blast emo music through your headphones. Train occasionally stalls. Other passengers too burned out to notice you. 

Gotham U: 10/10. You're likely not the only one. School mascot hands out free tissues. 

Batburger: 8/10. Semi-public depending on seating. Tears make the fries soggy. Line cooks are wrestling in the background. 

Crime Alley: 0/10. People think you're drunk. You're a prime mugging target. Kids laugh at you.

Sewers: -2/10. Smells bad. 50% chance of Croc attack. 

Iceberg Lounge: 3/10. Judgy rich snobs. Bathroom full of people doing coke. Drinks too expensive to drown yourself in. 

Wayne Gala: 4/10. Also judgy rich people. Must dress formally. Can't stick your head in chocolate fountain. Dick Grayson will become your therapist whether you like it or not. 

Damn it, I thought you would’ve learned from the last time

Hydras Back!

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A tourist just asked me if we actually do the “it’s a bird, it’s a plane thing”, had to explain that’s just something that happened in one of the first video recordings of Superman. But ironically it is a bit of a running gag in some parts of metropolis.

This must be what happens when poison ivy forms a gang

Absolutely dumb 🤣

They had to shut down the psychology department at gotham state due to them wanting to “prevent another psychology based supervillain”. And honestly I can’t blame them, the science department is under a lot of scrutiny, biology and tech especially, I heard that they created a clause that states that if someone reports signs of any kind of obsession at all, they are required to see a psychologist, which has prevented a few villains(albeit minor ones) but has mostly gotten people with disorders like ocd some therapy, and at least one person got diagnosed with autism.

Maybe why I get annoyed easily when people can casually say that Bruce or any of the members should get therapy it's like um

Therapy can be very tricky and untrustworthy and whose to say if said therapist would actually listen to them I mean look at what happened with Harley and Hugo Strange it's Gotham and Bruce

It's like who can Bruce literally talk too without being suspicious

There’s a rule in metropolis, if you piss off superman, you deserve what comes next. Cool art btw op.

redraw of this

Superman does to Homelander, Plutonian and Brightburn something similar that he did to the Elite. He tears them down to size and then depowers them permanently.

Never expected him to do a episode on bat burger

New from Mora 🤩

Yeah, as someone who used to be a gothamite, this is what goons looked like, I actually recognize the guy in the blue jacket, his name is John, he’s surprisingly nice for a henchman.

I'm sorry but I will never ever use goon as slang for a guy who jacks off a lot or whatever it apparently means now. A goon is a guy in a clown mask and purple tank top who sees a caped crusader swooping down to beat up him and his buddies and yells "IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT!" and I will accept nothing else.

I think you just met my grandma