Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns

I agree with this so bad

Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.

fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion

lemme share this because it cannot get out of my head. please. this—oh fuck—this johan drawing from standoodles is deeply embedded in my mind i can't even function without looking at it daily with thoughts that can potentially imprison me

have you ever seen a fan art that can already encapsulate a 5-page-long character analysis? not yet? well now you have

How sharp is your knife? (flirting)

bleh, im so tired of yanderes who are just possessive, its boring me. i like it when theyre creepy. freaks. the stalkers that drool and sweat and shake when they think of you, that pant and can barely hold themselves up, that have their walls covered inch by inch with pictures of you and they fall asleep in bliss just staring at your face.

i dont want them to want me more than air, i want them to feel like crushing their own bones into a powder because their body just wont stop shaking, the feelings are just so intense that they want to break themselves open for me and moan as i get to see the deepest parts of themselves.

i dont want them to be willing to do anything for me, i want them to already do it. i want them to spend hours whispering prayers while they watch me sleep, i want them to screech and sob when they see someone else even looking at me, i want their love for me to consume them, their love to sink its teeth into their flesh and never let go. i want their love to be primal, terrifying and destructive and i want them to be addicted to it.

FUCK yanderes who just throw you into a basement and call it a day, i want this fucker to crunch down on their fingers cause i said i wanted them to. i dont want them to even second guess it. and i want them to look up at me, smiling and panting as their own blood floods out from their mouth, landing on their thighs where they kneel at my feet.

i dont want 'id kill for you' i want 'i will still be yours when my corpse is nothing but dry bones and long dead plant matter'. i dont want 'i want you' i want 'i am yours' like???? what is not clicking!!!! i wanna off handedly and sarcastically mention i want a kid and scream at them to get their ass back in the house when they run out to go get me a kid. i want their first response to almost anything to be to drop down to their knees in front of me and look up at me like i am holy.

dude have you watched arcade. it's based on a game called leading legends but it's actually good as fuck. even parents watch it.

“what happened to your arm” idk i cut it ? fuckin retard