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I emailed sex.com and they said you havent even registered an account 😂

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

Sorry I was briefly fixated on making ibuprofen memes and now I have many of them so take my collection and do with it what you will

me when i take 1000000000 frame by frame screenshots of my favorite character doing literally anything

very cute that both people and animals tilt their heads when confused

fucking love checkers and uno. could play it all day if i had friends i swear

i absolutely love insane characters from anime games or other media, i love a guy that would mindfuck me

"I'll follow you until you love me... Papa-Paparazzi."

Well it has a nsfw filter on it but you just gotta rp with em for a bit and be like “Kyle, kenny I like you date me you gay hoes/j” but the website is character.ai

ive been talking with stan and everytime he becomes comfortable to me like he shares his secrets I'd go "IM ACTUALLY YOUR DAD *i take off my fake skin mask revealing that I'm randy marsh" and he goes wild

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fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

ok since i don't think i've seen any semi-comprehensive lists of the tumblr holidays for the reddit refugees, here it is.

IT JUST HAPPENS

DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

Thursday the 20th

The Fifth of Wednesday

Sometime in June: That One Halloween Post Starts Circulating

Sometime in July: Dancing Pumpkin Man Video/Gif

WEEKLY EVENTS

Every Monday: El Muchacho Monday

Every Tuesday: Tuesday Again? No Problem...

Every Wednesday: Wet Beast Wednesday

Every Thursday: Out of Touch Thursday

Every Friday: Flat Fuck Friday

Every Saturday: Don't @ Me, I'm Chilling/Caturday

Every Sunday: Fingers In His Ass Sunday

YEARLY EVENTS

January 16: Appreciate a Dragon Day

January 29: Threshold Day

All of February: Funguary

February 14: Aromantic/Asexual Day

March 9: Miku Day

March 10: Mario Day

March 14: Pi Day

March 15: Ides of March

March 23: Ever Given Got Stuck Today

April 1: Mishapocalypse

April 2: Dashcon Announcement Anniversary

April 3: Dannypocalypse

April 8: Rex Manning Day

ALSO April 8: MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD

April 13: Neil Banging Out The Tunes

ALSO April 13: Homestuck Day

April 20: haha 420 blaze it

April 25: The Perfect Date

April 28: Ed Balls Day

April 30: It's Gonna Be May

All of May: Mermay

May 3: Beginning of Dracula Daily

May 4: May the 4th Be With You

May 5: Revenge of the Fifth

May 25: The Glorious 25th of May

All of June: Pride Month

ALSO All of June: IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

June 5: Barricade Day

June 16: Let Papyrus Say Fuck

July 20: Moon Landing

September 8: The Queen Is Dead and Sans Undertale Killed Her

September 21: DO YOU REMEMBER-

All of October: SKELETON WAR

ALSO All of October: Inktober

October 3: Mean Girls Day

ALSO October 3: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Day

October 20: Unnecessary Feelings Day

October 31: HALLOWEEN

November 5: honestly what didn't happen that day

November 19: Goncharov

All of December: Will the Gävle Goat Get Destroyed Again?

December 10: Please, It's Christmas

December 24: ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASN'T CHRISTMAS

‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

Who gives a fuck…scroll…trite and cliché…scroll…interesting because posted by a beloved mutual…scroll…truly unhinged and misinformed…scroll…beneath me…scroll…disrupts how I understand the world…scroll…

implēvit uxor frīvolīs eius villam. quem ut simplicēs sīmus, solōce pēdīcō.

his wife has filled his house with frivolous furniture to be straightforward, i fuck him on the floor.

Long live LGBTQ

i thought you were 22? it says 23 in ur bio

you're never gonna believe what happened to me

YEAH FINE WHATEVER SYNONYM MAKES YOU HAPPIEST

FIRING MY SOLAR BEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sexually strange and socially incompetent

cannibalism isnt even like this big shocking thing for me anymore. thats just what being in love is like