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About twenty years back, there was this weird transitional period after companies had figured out that harvesting their users' demographic information was a potential gold mine but before we lived in a hellish panopticon where any website operator could look up your IP address and know what you had for breakfast where some sites would try to get you to fill out, like, detailed demographic surveys before they'd let you access their stuff. Not just age, gender and geographic location, either – some of them would fish for employment status, marital status, brand preferences, even religious affiliation. A lot of folks I knew would just pick the first option in every dropdown, but my move was always to fill in the demographic information of the current Pope, at least as far as I was able to determine it (brand preference was always a tricky one). I like to think that, thanks to my efforts, their data sets are haunted to this day by a phantom pontiff.

i feel fucking flashbanged what is happening omg i feel like ive time travelled

how it felt logging in just now

a love triangle? a love square? bitch im in a love fucktangular

im actually gonna pass out why did mumbo just call schlatt "angelic" and tgen proceeded to teach philza minecraft and Tommy innit WHAT A BBL IS. WHYATISHAPPENING

just finished watching gravity falls for the first time and im so excited i could crawl out of my skin. time to spend the rest of the year obsessing over learning about every detail of the show and the arg and the books and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

girl who craves community but is fucking horrified to talk to anyone in those spaces even when they are looking her directly in the eye and saying "welcome!! ::D"

karolina zebrowska could easily pull off this cosplay without even trying

Polish Hatsune Miku inzpired by old polish tv shows and the 2000s fashion in Poland

watched tommyinnits newest video and came away with some unexpected conclusions

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