Damaged-collateral - Your Local Engineering Students Preferred Procrastination Method

break like an artist.

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a collab between me and @slashmagpie for hermitadaymay's Solstice Social Collaborative Event! make sure to check out magpie's amazing fic for this too :D

(alternate ver under the cut)

Eggchan!

the only thing ive learned at engineering school is DONT GO ON PLANES WHATEVER U DO DONT GET ON THOSE FUCKING PLANES PLEASE NO NOT THE PLANES

“The first time anyone wondered where to go, they dreamt me into existence” 😫 (made Loco’s face look like the front of a train because why not)

So i went to a drag show the other day and one of the Drag Kings was especially iconic

he introduced himself as "Oliver Garden, because when you're queer you're family"

His persona was a blond elvis impersonator/church preacher? (ironic because he's jewish). With the iconic line of "in this church LGBTQ stands for 'LET GOD BLESS THESE QUEERS'"

DID NOT LIP SYNC HIS SONG HE SANG AND ROCKED THAT ELVIS VIBE HARD

anyways i had a blast and fuck yeah Let God Bless These Queers

that new tommy video

butch miku

just finished watching gravity falls for the first time and im so excited i could crawl out of my skin. time to spend the rest of the year obsessing over learning about every detail of the show and the arg and the books and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

if u told me a week ago that mumbo jumbo would be teaching tommyinnit what a bbl was i would NOT believe u

Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes