Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:
a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable
b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes
Big fan of Dipper "if I ever see you again outside of my nightmares, there is no force in the universe that will stop me from putting you in the ground" Pines
“Bill fumbled so bad” No, FORD fumbled. Fiddleford left his wife, his son, his home to live with Ford and create experiments together. He gave Ford two handmade christmas gifts and forgot to get his wife anything. He went back to Gravity Falls and saved Ford from Krampus after fighting with his wife.
And Ford still wanted to fuck the triangle.
shoutout to girls who do not understand the difference between ‘the bit’ and ‘waging psychological warfare’
Chip Harrington's news broadcast, as seen by the public
And yes, this is timed to the original clip!
I didn't make this when I first thought of it because of the length of the clip, but given that most of this bit has been posted publicly as a short and like half of the original clip is cut out anyway, I think this should be fine? If this still breaks the rules about Patreon clips let me know and I'll take it down
i mean there are tons of jobs that are just peoples hobbies or things they woukd enjoy doing regardless if they get payed for it. i think thats evident by how many "cashier simulator" or other job simulator type games there are and how popular they are. I think the argument against things like universal basic income is that people wouldn't work if they didnt HAVE to falls apart when you realize that jobs CAN be fun, but no matter how fun if you are struggling to make a living obviously you are gonna hate working. I don't think I worded this too well but I hope my point makes sense.
i remember ages ago i did a poll on here that was a basic "if you had guarenteed income would you still choose to have a job?" and i was so shocked at how many people said yes. like i couldnt fathom how people would choose to go out every day just because they like having something to do and genuinely say they feel fulfilled by it.
...anyways it turns out if you, like me, consider the mere thought of work to be torture both physically and mentally, no matter how well it pays, you may in fact be experiencing "symptoms" of a "disorder", and should, perhaps, "talk" to your "doctor" ,
karolina zebrowska could easily pull off this cosplay without even trying
Polish Hatsune Miku inzpired by old polish tv shows and the 2000s fashion in Poland
About twenty years back, there was this weird transitional period after companies had figured out that harvesting their users' demographic information was a potential gold mine but before we lived in a hellish panopticon where any website operator could look up your IP address and know what you had for breakfast where some sites would try to get you to fill out, like, detailed demographic surveys before they'd let you access their stuff. Not just age, gender and geographic location, either – some of them would fish for employment status, marital status, brand preferences, even religious affiliation. A lot of folks I knew would just pick the first option in every dropdown, but my move was always to fill in the demographic information of the current Pope, at least as far as I was able to determine it (brand preference was always a tricky one). I like to think that, thanks to my efforts, their data sets are haunted to this day by a phantom pontiff.
uh oohhh forgot to wipe down the cutting board from last night before cutting up strawberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries
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