Damaged-collateral - Your Local Engineering Students Preferred Procrastination Method

break like an artist.

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a collab between me and @slashmagpie for hermitadaymay's Solstice Social Collaborative Event! make sure to check out magpie's amazing fic for this too :D

(alternate ver under the cut)

makes sense have u seen what the cutting edge of biomed is

Observation: most evil/mad scientists are biomedical engineers

Chip Harrington's news broadcast, as seen by the public

And yes, this is timed to the original clip!

I didn't make this when I first thought of it because of the length of the clip, but given that most of this bit has been posted publicly as a short and like half of the original clip is cut out anyway, I think this should be fine? If this still breaks the rules about Patreon clips let me know and I'll take it down

i mean there are tons of jobs that are just peoples hobbies or things they woukd enjoy doing regardless if they get payed for it. i think thats evident by how many "cashier simulator" or other job simulator type games there are and how popular they are. I think the argument against things like universal basic income is that people wouldn't work if they didnt HAVE to falls apart when you realize that jobs CAN be fun, but no matter how fun if you are struggling to make a living obviously you are gonna hate working. I don't think I worded this too well but I hope my point makes sense.

i remember ages ago i did a poll on here that was a basic "if you had guarenteed income would you still choose to have a job?" and i was so shocked at how many people said yes. like i couldnt fathom how people would choose to go out every day just because they like having something to do and genuinely say they feel fulfilled by it.

...anyways it turns out if you, like me, consider the mere thought of work to be torture both physically and mentally, no matter how well it pays, you may in fact be experiencing "symptoms" of a "disorder", and should, perhaps, "talk" to your "doctor" ,

schlatt takes mumbo on a boat date but crashes the boat 🤔

I legit want to write some short little Mumbo/Schlatt thing but I don't. I don't even know what it'd be about. senseless smut of course because that's fun but I mean what's the context. where are they at, where have they met. is it just Schlatt trying again to 'convince' Mumbo to get him onto Hermitcraft (as if Mumbo has control over that anyway)??

idk man

but I wanna do it

I have also considered doing Doc/Purplers because they gave me great vibes in that one video of Doc's. yet again I am forging new frontiers on AO3

did y'all know I'm the sole owner of Scar/Dream, Grian/Bad, and now Doc/Quackity?? turns out you can be the only person in a ship tag on AO3 if you come up with wacky nonsense no one else has reason to consider :D!

but Schlumbo.. I think we can make that a thing. I think that'd be fun

Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

I AM HERE NOW

shock and awe

that new tommy video

upper management

tom scott would be great on dirty laundry reblog if you agree