They/them Pronouns But Not Because Of Gender But Because There’s Two Guys In There

Me remembering Undertale

+1000 aura (a lingering smell of sweat)

I love that my primary coping mechanism for dealing with the horrors inherent in living under an oligarchal fascist government that really wants you dead for multiple reasons (queer, disabled, woman, etc...), is to listen to my freaky little podcasts about the horrors that still really want you dead but not bc you're gay.

I like to think if Hera visualized herself as humanoid, she’d wear her flight suit like Eiffel and her hair like Minkowski

And probably not intentionally :,)

Train conversations are wild

I now know about a guy who drunkenly paid 250 bucks for a street escort, but he still loves his girlfriend.

Boy math; if I eat and drink healthy stuff then I can chain-smoke and I'll still be healthy

Thanks for the tag Caspy! (Matching snakes!!)

I don't follow any other friends so here's my hopeless taglist

@ranboolivesaysstuff @aimseytv @alexhirsch-official @jonnywaistcoat @alexandernewall

starting a picrew chain bc i found one that has tons of options for outfits and such

here is the link

so here’s a biblically accurate atlas for you folks

fun fact i have this exact outfit ^_^

no pressure tags: @gently-decaying-flowers @tellme-o-muse @gayoticbeing @xgirlidiotx @trying-to-be-cool-abt-it @bassguitarinablackt-shirt @dandelions-fly-in-summer-skies @astraeasparrow @fakevariety @mack-anthology-mp3 @my-cages-were-mental and anyone else who’d like to!!

I am a bug and life is a magnifying glass

Yknow

hello alternative horror tumblr. do you hear me