i was listening to a compilation of every time cecil mentions carlos in year one and got to this clip and thought it was the most valid thing ive ever heard so im posting it
Title: Good One’s Gonna Be Author: remmyme Artist: disterra Rating: Explicit Pairings: Dean/Cas Warnings: Professor Castiel, Hunter Dean, time zones what are time zones?, i hope you like italics, texting and phone conversations, developing relationship, phone sex, dorks in love, first meetings, Dean’s a sad sack as frickin always (but maybe Cas can help with that) Posting Date: 10/5/2017
Summary: Castiel Novak receives a rather alarming text message from an unknown number, and what started as a simple misdial quickly turns into the greatest friendship Castiel has ever known. But Dean has many secrets, dangerous truths about the life he lives, and would like to tell Castiel exactly none of them. As the months pass and Dean’s time grows short, will he be able to keep his relationship with Castiel while also keeping him safe?
A (slightly) AU, (mostly) text-fic, S3 fix-it romance (of sorts).
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“Dude!” Sam slams into the bathroom like there’s a wendigo on his ass, and Dean – who had only just managed to coax yet another temperamental no-tell motel shower to the perfect temperature and relax into the spray – has a very interesting and confused few seconds in which he instinctively, simultaneously tries to shield his junk, duck for cover, and dive for the nearest weapon.
Dean blinks hard, squinting against the water at the bottle of Garnier Fructis he finds himself wielding, textbook-perfect pinch grip and crouched low behind the shower curtain.
“What,” he says, loud over the hiss of the shower and the pounding in his chest, “the fuck.”
“Dude,” Sam repeats, voice alarmingly close on the other side of the curtain – and, seriously, what the fuck, Sam is breaking so many Winchester Rules of Motel Cohabitation right now – “are you weird pen pal text-buddies with Dr. Castiel James Novak?”
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06:33 PM 04/21/07 I think you broke my brother.
06:33 PM 04/21/07 Also, you’re talking to my brother??
06:34 PM 04/21/07 I am, yes. He seems to be familiar with my work.
06:34 PM 04/21/07 Uh, yeah, I heard. Sam is flipping his shit!
06:35 PM 04/21/07 You’re the God of gods, apparently?
06:36 PM 04/21/07 Don’t be ridiculous, Dean. A few publications and professional consultations hardly makes me the leading expert.
06:37 PM 04/21/07 That’s not what Sammy says!
06:39 PM 04/21/07 I must admit, I was surprised when he knew me by name from my academic credentials alone.
06:40 PM 04/21/07 You said he studied pre-law, correct? Is religion and mythology a personal interest of his?
06:41 PM 04/21/07 Kid’s a genius. Everything’s a personal interest, the nerd.
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06:42 PM 04/21/07 Dr. Novak, it’s such an honor.
06:43 PM 04/21/07 Sam, please, there’s no need for such formalities.
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06:43 PM 04/21/07 Fuck, is he still texting you?
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06:44 PM 04/21/07 Your research on the history of belief in the energy of the human soul is amazing.
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06:45 PM 04/21/07 Oh, Jesus. He just pulled out a frickin’ book.
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06:46 PM 04/21/07 So many culturally different and chronologically discrete belief systems, but the ritualistic parallelisms are insane! And all the lore backs you up, man. Magic, monsters, spirits, sacrifices; that power has to come from somewhere, right?
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06:46 PM 04/21/07 Dude, you wrote a BOOK?
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06:47 PM 04/21/07 If you don’t mind, can I get your opinion on a couple of things?
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06:48 PM 04/21/07 If he’s bugging you, Cas, just say the word.
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06:50 PM 04/21/07 Ugh, hold on a sec, Dean’s being an asshole.
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06:56 PM 04/21/07
Seriously, what the HELL is happening here?!