🐙I'm Still Not Over How Phil Implied That Dan Enjoys A Silicone Tentacle.🐙

happy ides of march everyone I hope you get in a good stabbing

Phoqueing seal 🦭

pheal sighting at antwerp zoo

Why is he always in Phil's lap?

I had a dream that Dan and Phil made a Phouse tour but at some indiscernible point I was there with them. They had a billiard room in the basement because " Phil always wanted a pool table" They even showed the view from behind their house looking out on a lake? River? With romantic little cottages along the bank. But not the actual Phouse from the outside.

"Bats have got good eyesight through their noses"

-Phil Lester 2024

is this a hot take idk. but I like Dan and Phil being able to talk and joke about sex. i know everyone does the bit where it's like hearing your parents talking about it but. genuinely I'm so glad they're able to just . openly joke about gay sex. it's just another thing they had to lie about for so long that they can be open about now.

What are they going to change it to???

DanandPhil? Or something unhinged?

"it's not really a gaming channel" more proof for my dapg rebrand theory <3

I cant believe dan and phil just confirmed their relationship status

What astronomical level of boiled frog are we at when dan and phil literally discuss THIS IMAGE with no caveat and no denial, and yet no one notices:

PHIL IS A WIFE GUY CONFIRMED???????

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS????????????

THEY KNOW WE KNOW, BUT DO WE KNOW THAT THEY KNOW THAT WE KNOW? DO WE EVEN KNOW?

I feel like they would love this.

Maybe twitter isnt that bad x

She is father mother and holy Spirit 🙌🙏